Randomness Part 101

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  1. The business card thing: wow. This doesn’t happen to you with your kickass Sarah and the Goon Squad business cards, does it?

  2. molly chase says:

    1. I maintain that the worst piece of crap ever recorded is Kelly Osbourne’s remake of “Papa Don’t Preach.”

    2. My stepfather, after he retired, did that business card thing. I don’t know if people assumed he was a male escort though.

  3. jill says:

    a ha ha. a ha ha. hooker. that’s funny. how about a nod to Paris Hilton’s piece of crap? anyone?

    and i get the not working thing. i updated my resume yesterday (barf). on monster.com. i figure hey, at least it will show i’ve worked since june. is her name like Buffy Skiverton or something? Candy DeLight? otherwise.. why think she’s a hooker? how about a Tupperware rep? he he.

  4. JamesMommy says:

    That’s about the funniest thing I’ve read lately. I love it . . . a suburbanite housewife by day, a call girl by night.

  5. Kemp says:

    I think the worst thing ever recorded, hands down, is William Shatner’s version of ‘Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds’

    And the business card thing sounds like the setup for a bad Lifetime movie…

  6. Jason says:

    Penis. Avril. A fake politician (not uncommon). An accidental hooker. Definitely random.

  7. gorillabuns says:

    well if it pays well, like free lunches – maybe i should have some cards printed.

  8. M.A. Smith says:

    Dean Hrbacek – I guess he was thinking that he would get his name really well known (or that no one would remember it). How do you pronounce that?

    I liked the peaness clip (and the reaction).

  9. Michael M says:

    Fat cat politicians and the like have been trying to look ‘skinny’ since the beginning of, well, politics. I suspect that your topics are less random than we all might think. Pandering comes in many forms you know. :)

  10. Doodaddy says:

    I like Sk8tr Boi.

    I can play it on the guitar a little.

    All I can say is that it’s been useful when leading camping trips for skeptical girl scouts.

    Can I make it any more obvious?

  11. theotherbear says:

    Snorting with laughter here over the business cards!

  12. jill says:

    one of my sisters in law says something about peas being full of green peaness. i dont know if all her kids get it, but i couldnt stop laughing when she said that. she is a bit naughtier than me. but we think alike, and that’s fun.. green peaness..