Things I Never Thought I Would Say – Part 4

“When the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the six we’re going to put the medicine in your butt, okay?”green suppository

Aren’t suppositories lovely?

Oh my God, nothing is funnier that hitting a button that says “insert” when you are posting a picture of a suppository.

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Comments

  1. M.A. Smith says:

    LOL

    I can see how you would never expect to say that.

  2. merseydotes says:

    Petunia’s constipation has reared its head again lately, and I kept telling her that after her bath, I was going to put the suppository in her butt if she hadn’t already pooped. As the water was draining out of the tub, she started screamed that she needed to poop! right! now! As I hoisted her dripping wet out of the tub and onto the potty, I saw that she had already started to go – little floaters all over the bathtub.

    I literally scared the shit out of my own kid.

  3. Jason says:

    Fun times at your house.

  4. Dana says:

    I just came over to say thank you. You won $5 on Winzy and I did, too! I’ve never won anything with Winzy or Blingo, so this is way cool.

  5. awww poor kid. poor mom too. suppositories are cruel and unusual punishment.

  6. Stimey says:

    I could never give Quinn that much warning or I would eventually find him in Canada when the big hand was on the 12 and the little hand was on the 6.

  7. js says:

    Delurking to say…Oh. My. God. You’re comment about laughing so hard while you hit “insert”, had me laughing so hard I almost peed.

    My co-workers think there is something seriously, seriously wrong with me.

    But that? Was fucking funny!