January 31, 2008
My favorite search term from this week: soda can in my ass.
Runner Up: I have to poop McCain.
2nd runner up: Phantom pussy
3rd runner up:can tucky fried chicken.
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My favorite search question of the week: What kind of jeans do hipsters wear?
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A conversation that made me scratch my head:
(Claudia and Ian had gotten in trouble for fighting and Claudia was trying to make up with her brother)
Claudia: Here Ian, I brought you a very special whisk.
Ian: Is it a magic whisk?
Claudia: Yes it is.
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And Another:
Claudia: What are the movies from Netflix?
Me: We got Knuffle Bunny and The Tudors.
Ian : I want to watch The Tooters!
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Search Term that Made me Ill at Ease:
Willie Nelson Vagina Tattoo
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January 31st, 2008 at 3:43 pm, molly chase Says:
You get the best search terms ever. I got “Gyllenhaal Fetish” and “Alternative name for chicken’s butt” this week. And “your life will return to you after these messages.” But the Willie Nelson thing…Ick.
January 31st, 2008 at 3:49 pm, Amy S. Says:
My daughter insists on calling the “AristoCats” the “Marista Cats.”
January 31st, 2008 at 4:24 pm, Lori Says:
Yay for The Tudors! That’s how I solved my Tudor withdrawal problem while still plowing through the stack of (non-Tudor) books on my nightstand.
January 31st, 2008 at 4:39 pm, Lumpyheadsmom Says:
most recent search: “one who disappoints”
Ouch.
January 31st, 2008 at 4:51 pm, Wendy Says:
Love those magic whisks! They whip up the tastiest treats!
January 31st, 2008 at 5:00 pm, Maggie Says:
So you have a magical whisk at your house too? And here I thought we had the only one!
January 31st, 2008 at 5:20 pm, Lisse Says:
Hmm, I have a whole collection of whisks at my house and not one of them is magic. I’m jealous.
Also, “can tucky fried chicken.” Bwahahahaa!
January 31st, 2008 at 5:41 pm, Russ Says:
Ok, how do you know what the searches are that brought people to your blog? Being fairly new to the whole process I’d like to know.
January 31st, 2008 at 5:52 pm, kelli in the mirror Says:
Homer Simpson was bad enough. Is there actually somebody out there with a Willie Nelson? Ack.
January 31st, 2008 at 7:10 pm, Jessica McCash Says:
Hello! This is Jessica McCash from “A Walk in my Shoes”, and I wanted to let you know that even if you don’t win the giveaway, I would love to make a tile for you! I charge $35.00 and that includes my supplies and labor. Let me know if you are ever interested.
Thanks again for stopping by!
Jessica
January 31st, 2008 at 7:13 pm, theotherbear Says:
This month one of mine was middle aged bulging waist. Boo!
January 31st, 2008 at 7:15 pm, M.A. Smith Says:
I have 3 whisks, but I doubt that any of them are magic. Maybe someday they will be.
January 31st, 2008 at 7:25 pm, motherofbun Says:
Oh a magical Whisk. Who knew?
Yes a Willie Nelson vagina tattoo would make me uneasy too. heehee.
We’ve got The Tudors from Netflix today. Will be thinking of you as I watch.
January 31st, 2008 at 9:50 pm, julie Says:
I want a magic whisk! I DO NOT want a Willie Nelson vagina tattoo. Just to be clear.
February 1st, 2008 at 1:09 am, ali Says:
they are looking for this, likely…
http://www.ronbingham.com/tattoo-images/willy-tattoo.jpg
February 1st, 2008 at 10:51 am, nick (mem beth) Says:
Does Willy have a tat of a vagina? I want one, and a magic whisk, please.
What does one do with a magic whisk? OH, That.
February 1st, 2008 at 11:24 am, You can call me, 'Sir' Says:
Oh, man….I heard Knuffle Bunny was really violent and bloody. Isn’t that a Quentin Tarantino flick?
February 1st, 2008 at 12:30 pm, merseydotes Says:
I love your kids. The magic whisk kills me.
February 1st, 2008 at 2:50 pm, the kaiser Says:
Did you ever find the picture of the Willie Nelson vagina tattoo?
February 1st, 2008 at 2:57 pm, Chris Cactus Says:
I wonder which would hurt more – the soda can or pooping McCain? Not that I want to find out…
February 1st, 2008 at 2:58 pm, Sarah Says:
Here it is. A Willie Nelson Vagaina Tattoo
February 1st, 2008 at 3:50 pm, Jason Says:
The next time I get in a fight with the wife, I’ll give her a magic kitchen utensil. It seems to do the trick.