Randomness Part 102

My favorite search term from this week: soda can in my ass.

Runner Up: I have to poop McCain.

2nd runner up: Phantom pussy

3rd runner up:can tucky fried chicken.


My favorite search question of the week: What kind of jeans do hipsters wear?


A conversation that made me scratch my head:

(Claudia and Ian had gotten in trouble for fighting and Claudia was trying to make up with her brother)

Claudia: Here Ian, I brought you a very special whisk.whisk_magic_goon_squad

Ian: Is it a magic whisk?

Claudia: Yes it is.


And Another:

Claudia: What are the movies from Netflix?

Me: We got Knuffle Bunny and The Tudors.

Ian : I want to watch The Tooters!


Search Term that Made me Ill at Ease:

Willie Nelson Vagina Tattoo

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  1. You get the best search terms ever. I got “Gyllenhaal Fetish” and “Alternative name for chicken’s butt” this week. And “your life will return to you after these messages.” But the Willie Nelson thing…Ick.

  2. My daughter insists on calling the “AristoCats” the “Marista Cats.”

  3. Yay for The Tudors! That’s how I solved my Tudor withdrawal problem while still plowing through the stack of (non-Tudor) books on my nightstand.

  4. most recent search: “one who disappoints”


  5. Love those magic whisks! They whip up the tastiest treats!

  6. So you have a magical whisk at your house too? And here I thought we had the only one!

  7. Hmm, I have a whole collection of whisks at my house and not one of them is magic. I’m jealous.

    Also, “can tucky fried chicken.” Bwahahahaa!

  8. Ok, how do you know what the searches are that brought people to your blog? Being fairly new to the whole process I’d like to know.

  9. kelli in the mirror says:

    Homer Simpson was bad enough. Is there actually somebody out there with a Willie Nelson? Ack.

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  11. This month one of mine was middle aged bulging waist. Boo!

  12. I have 3 whisks, but I doubt that any of them are magic. Maybe someday they will be.

  13. Oh a magical Whisk. Who knew?

    Yes a Willie Nelson vagina tattoo would make me uneasy too. heehee.

    We’ve got The Tudors from Netflix today. Will be thinking of you as I watch. :-)

  14. I want a magic whisk! I DO NOT want a Willie Nelson vagina tattoo. Just to be clear.

  15. they are looking for this, likely…


  16. Does Willy have a tat of a vagina? I want one, and a magic whisk, please.

    What does one do with a magic whisk? OH, That.

  17. You can call me, 'Sir' says:

    Oh, man….I heard Knuffle Bunny was really violent and bloody. Isn’t that a Quentin Tarantino flick?

  18. I love your kids. The magic whisk kills me.

  19. Did you ever find the picture of the Willie Nelson vagina tattoo?

  20. I wonder which would hurt more – the soda can or pooping McCain? Not that I want to find out…

  21. The next time I get in a fight with the wife, I’ll give her a magic kitchen utensil. It seems to do the trick.

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