My favorite search term from this week: soda can in my ass.
Runner Up: I have to poop McCain.
2nd runner up: Phantom pussy
3rd runner up:can tucky fried chicken.
My favorite search question of the week: What kind of jeans do hipsters wear?
A conversation that made me scratch my head:
(Claudia and Ian had gotten in trouble for fighting and Claudia was trying to make up with her brother)
Claudia: Here Ian, I brought you a very special whisk.
Ian: Is it a magic whisk?
Claudia: Yes it is.
Claudia: What are the movies from Netflix?
Me: We got Knuffle Bunny and The Tudors.
Ian : I want to watch The Tooters!
Search Term that Made me Ill at Ease:
Willie Nelson Vagina Tattoo