“When the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the six we’re going to put the medicine in your butt, okay?” Aren’t suppositories lovely? Oh my God, nothing is funnier that hitting a button that says “insert” when you are posting a picture of a suppository.
Randomness Part 101
January 23, 2008
Ha! Because “peaness” and “penis” are homonyms. (Stolen in broad daylight from Case at Moving Delirium) Skater Boy (Sk8tr Boi?) by Avril Lavigne has got to be the worst piece of crap ever recorded. Dishonest politician? Sort of… this guy photoshopped his head onto a skinnier body for his Congressional ad. Dean Hrbacek – what [...]
Recovery Blows
January 22, 2008
I spoke too soon. The boy was a trooper yesterday. I think our final Popsicle count for yesterday was either 11 or 12. He even tried to eat (demanded really) fettucini with spaghetti sauce. I drew the line at meatballs. I said no way. That is when it all went downhill. I don’t know which [...]
Tomorrow
January 21, 2008
Today we got through our surgery without a hitch. Tomorrow my friend Susan is having a double mastectomy. Screw you IBC. You are no match for Susan. Here’s hoping that your operation goes as well as ours did. Love, Sarah
The Surgery Went Just Fine
January 21, 2008
The Surgery Went Just Fine Originally uploaded by Sarah606 Ian has his tonsils and adenoids removed at 9:00 am. It is 2:15 now and he has already eaten six popsicles. I think he is going to be just fine.
Lesson Learned
January 20, 2008
If the weather man keeps saying things like “Sunday will be bitterly cold” and “wind chills in the single digits” make sure you get gas on Saturday. Trust me on this one.
Randomness Part 100
January 19, 2008
100! This is my 100th Randomness post. I’ve got a lot of indiscriminate crap going on. I thought in honor of this milestone I would walk back through memory lane and share with you some of the links that still make me laugh. 61 different (literary) ways to say masturbation. Beth using the Deadwood curse [...]
A Big Big Brown Surprise
January 18, 2008
Claudia just told me that I was going to have a “Big, big brown surprise”. I feel fairly confident that she isn’t referring to the big brown machine. Oh, she just said it will be “The biggest surprise you have ever seen”. The good news: She is sitting on the potty. We may be in [...]
Scarred For Life
January 18, 2008
This parenting thing is even harder than I thought. After getting his blood taken yesterday he told me has was “very disappointed in his doctor” and that he wanted “all the doctors to go to a different planet”. This doesn’t bode well for the surgery on Monday. Then again, when Ian was peeing (in the [...]
Top 50 Female Bloggers
January 16, 2008
Has anyone else seen this list? Top 50 female bloggers.* I don’t know if the list moves around, (nor do I know if it carries any weight) but when I checked I was #49. I just squeaked in. Then again, there were 86 ladies on the top 50 bloggers list and I’m not sure how [...]
Toilet Training is Overrated
January 16, 2008
There is nothing like watching your son army crawling under the stall door in a public restroom to make you think -Huh, maybe I don’t want him to be potty trained after all.
A Blast From My Past
January 15, 2008
Claudia went with a throwback style: Sometimes I am glad my mother never throws anything away. Claudia has been taking the lunchbox that my brother had in kindergarten to pre-school. She is a huge hit with all of the adults.
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