I think I am finally getting over this damn flu. But you know what I was thinking?
Having the flu was a lot like being pregnant. Behold:
1) Both times I threw up a lot.
2) Both times I felt hungover, but I wasn’t drinking.
3) Both times I thought I might be dying.
4) Both times I got it from Gabe.
5) Both times all I wanted to drink was very very cold water and coke. (not at the same time)
The biggest difference?
This time the kids were kicking me from the outside.