I give up.
I’ve had the flu for over two weeks. I’ve coughed so hard that I pulled enough muscles in my side that it actually hurts to breathe.
I’m going to the doctor. I know – it is weak to go to the doctor for the flu, but I have no choice. I can no longer function as a parent. I can’t pick the kids up, every day I cough so hard that I puke, it hurts to do laundry – hell, it hurts to sit.
So yeah, flu, you win.
Maybe the doctor will give me crazy pain killers and then I can be funny again, or at least jacked up enough so that you can laugh AT me. I’m not proud.