I stole this picture from Kristen’s flickr account.
(And this was her first glass of wine. Originally uploaded by mommyneedsacocktail
This is how I act when I get out to have a couple of drinks with the ladies. This particular gem features me and Stimey.
So – who wants to come over if I throw the next Mommy Needs a Cocktail Party?
Claudia was pretending to take her babies to the grocery store the other day.
Gabe asked her what they were shopping for.
She told him that she was going to buy her babies some stool softener.
I think you all realize that I am not clever enough to make this up on my own. What kind of three year old even knows what stool softener is?
You know, someday my kids are going to be healthy and potty trained and I am going to have to quit blogging because I won’t have anything to write about.
Why do they refer to Comic Strips as “The Funnies”? They never make me laugh. NEVER. (Oh come on, somebody had to say it. You don’t know why you read them either.)
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Is it sad that Gabe and I sit around and watch the reruns of “Top Chef” reunions?
I thought so too.
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Really, Ralph Nader? You announced you are running NOW? Aren’t you just a little bit embarrassed?
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Is it just me or did Grindhouse (Planet Terror and Death Proof
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I never thought I’d say this, but this Jimmy Kimmel and Ben Affleck video is hysterical. (Thanks Busy Mom)
Besides the fact that 1) He’s pretty cute and 2) He’s got a great family I have yet another reason that everybody should have married Gabe.
He will notice before you leave that you and the kids are on the way to a birthday party that doesn’t take place until tomorrow.
I’m an idiot.
So now I’m heading over to Momma K’s house for a cocktail party. If that thing isn’t tonight I’m just going to sit in her driveway with Nancy and drink some beer.
Besides being obsessed with search terms that bring people here, I also have a slight addiction to search engines where I can win stuff.
Here is the new one I found yesterday:
I don’t know why I love this stuff so much, but I do. Maybe it is because I won my iPod on Blingo, or some Amazon gift certificates on Winzy.
Or maybe I just need a life.
Oh, just go sign up. Remember if you win, I win.*
Just like that.
Come on. Just do it. If for no other reason, do it because you feel sorry for me. I’ll be taking the twins to a birthday party at My Gym. Normally I would be excited, but I still have a lot of pain in my ribs.
