March 10, 2008

We do not scratch Grandma’s new leather couch with telescoping forks!

Posted by Sarah @ 2:40 pm • Parenting

9 Responses to “I Never Thought I Would Say These Words in this Order”

March 10th, 2008 at 3:04 pm, MammaLoves Says:

And we have telescoping forks why?
March 10th, 2008 at 3:26 pm, Kemp Says:

You never thought you would say that? I say that every day - sometimes twice…
March 10th, 2008 at 3:38 pm, Jerseygirl89 Says:

Note to self:Send mom thank you email for keeping her crappy old couch.
March 10th, 2008 at 6:26 pm, M.A. Smith Says:

I don’t think I’ve ever even seen telescoping forks. I’ve lead a sheltered life.
March 10th, 2008 at 7:07 pm, Doodaddy Says:

I have the “things I never thought I’d say” moment daily. Today’s was, “Are there cranberries in your diaper?”
March 10th, 2008 at 7:09 pm, Doodaddy Says:

P.S. What order *did* you think you’d say ‘em?

“Scratch with leather, Grandma, we? Forks, not couch, do new telescoping.”
March 11th, 2008 at 11:52 am, Britt Says:

sarah please send pics of their renovation!!!!
March 11th, 2008 at 11:44 pm, april Says:

How did you imagine you would say those words???
March 12th, 2008 at 2:53 pm, Karl Says:

See, I thought I’d never say, “I think I can see my penis in that post.”