Since we got iPhones a couple of weeks ago we decided that we should take out the batteries and the sim cards and give our old RAZRs to the kids. Gabe thought that the kids would love it, and boy howdy, he was right.
Who the hell says boy howdy?
Anyway, the kids went nuts. They had conference calls, they put the phones into their pockets, they went to the office and they told us which pictures they had on their phones.
And then they put the phones in into their pockets some more.
Rolling my eyes.
Later, we were getting ready for bathtime and Ian got very serious.
“Daddy, where do you put your phone when you are naked?”
He had no pockets. What is a naked boy to do with his phone?
Thankfully, Gabe had the perfect answer.
“Well, usually I just set it down somewhere.”