Something Else I Never Thought I Would Say

Yes I am the Mom. I remember when you were in my uterus. I have proof. I have pictures.

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  1. Haha little brat! That’s too funny.

  2. De in D.C. says:

    Wait till they turn 7, and start asking you to kill them so they won’t have to live with you anymore (because you’re the meanest person on the planet).

  3. Tell them I knew them when they were in there.

    And they were WAY TOO BIG.

  4. How ungrateful. If our son ever says that, we’ll have to show him the graphic pictures of his birth. It’ll probably scar him for life.

  5. So who does he think is his mom?

  6. Yeah, but that? Could be anybody. I mean, it doesn’t even look like him.

  7. Looks just like him, too!

  8. I like to pull up my shirt and show them my c-section scar and say, “See this? This is where the doctor cut my stomach open with a knife to get you out”. Guilt is a wonderful thing.

  9. It’s okay, when he is a teen there may be a time when you deny being related to him and he’ll have the burden of proof at that point.

  10. You are obviously the fake mommy. The GOOD mommy is out there hiding somewhere.

  11. And he said this because you denied him…?

  12. Whew! For a second there I thought you were going for a second round.

  13. Well who was the mom?

  14. Wow, that is so cool. I’ve never seen a sonogram of twins before. If you have a video of yourself giving birth that would be even better to show him. That would definately take care of the who’s the mommy question. :)

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