Yes I am the Mom. I remember when you were in my uterus. I have proof. I have pictures.
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March 16th, 2008 at 12:16 pm, Heather Says:
Haha little brat! That’s too funny.
March 16th, 2008 at 12:55 pm, De in D.C. Says:
Wait till they turn 7, and start asking you to kill them so they won’t have to live with you anymore (because you’re the meanest person on the planet).
March 16th, 2008 at 1:28 pm, Gidge Says:
Tell them I knew them when they were in there.
And they were WAY TOO BIG.
March 16th, 2008 at 1:39 pm, Jason Says:
How ungrateful. If our son ever says that, we’ll have to show him the graphic pictures of his birth. It’ll probably scar him for life.
March 16th, 2008 at 1:45 pm, kirida Says:
So who does he think is his mom?
March 16th, 2008 at 2:28 pm, Beth Says:
Yeah, but that? Could be anybody. I mean, it doesn’t even look like him.
March 16th, 2008 at 5:25 pm, Doodaddy Says:
Looks just like him, too!
March 16th, 2008 at 7:19 pm, Momo Fali Says:
I like to pull up my shirt and show them my c-section scar and say, “See this? This is where the doctor cut my stomach open with a knife to get you out”. Guilt is a wonderful thing.
March 16th, 2008 at 8:42 pm, Devra Says:
It’s okay, when he is a teen there may be a time when you deny being related to him and he’ll have the burden of proof at that point.
March 16th, 2008 at 10:39 pm, Suebob Says:
You are obviously the fake mommy. The GOOD mommy is out there hiding somewhere.
March 16th, 2008 at 11:41 pm, Karl Says:
And he said this because you denied him…?
March 17th, 2008 at 8:53 am, Lisse Says:
Whew! For a second there I thought you were going for a second round.
March 17th, 2008 at 11:10 am, mp Says:
Well who was the mom?
March 17th, 2008 at 3:05 pm, Mamafabulosity Says:
Wow, that is so cool. I’ve never seen a sonogram of twins before. If you have a video of yourself giving birth that would be even better to show him. That would definately take care of the who’s the mommy question.
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