Note to self: Marry, then divorce Paul McCartney.
Yesterday when I was in the shower I suddenly remembered the secret handshake and password for my sorority.*
If somebody told you that their “pee was blocking their poop” meaning that they couldn’t poop in the potty. What would you say?
I went with “Well then pee first.”
It seemed to do the trick.
When you use quotation marks where are you supposed to put the damn period? I don’t have my MLA handbook handy.
* Then I found out I was sorority sisters with Ann Coulter. I feel dirty.
**So, if like me, you are a mere mediocre blogger trying to hang with the big dogs, all you have to do is ask politely. Twice.