I picked this blue shirt today so you would know how much I love my Daddy. – Claudia, Goon Squad Claudia
Randomness Part 109
Note to self: Marry, then divorce Paul McCartney. ___ Yesterday when I was in the shower I suddenly remembered the secret handshake and password for my sorority.* ___ After minimal begging, Alltop has seen fit to add me to the Moms page.** I’d like to thank Guy Kawasaki for caving. ___ If somebody told you [...]
The Truthiness Thing
…because if all of my friends jumped off of a bridge I would too. TruthinessOriginally uploaded by Sarah606 You can go here to Sweetney’s site to see why everyone is posting pictures of themselves first thing in the morning.
One is Silver and the Other’s Gold
When I was in 10th grade I started hanging around with a girl named Jennifer. (yes that is her real name). One day I was in Spanish and this girl I didn’t know, but who was also in that class walked up to my desk and said “Watch out for Jennifer. She will stab you [...]
Bob Dole was the Doliest Bob (and other searches)
You know when I title a post “Bob Dole was the Doliest Bob” it must be time for the search term of the week! after i get my adenoids out should i get my tounge pierced Sure. Right after you explain to me what one has to do with the other. benadryl for birds Come [...]
If You Weren’t At the Caps Game Yesterday
If you weren’t at the Caps/Bruins game yesterday, not only did you miss a great ending (there was a shoot out and Semin and Kozlov scored winning goals for the home team) but you missed fleece helmet day! Nancy and I totally rocked the hats, didn’t we? *sigh* We really should have asked someone else [...]
Something Else I Never Thought I Would Say
Yes I am the Mom. I remember when you were in my uterus. I have proof. I have pictures.
Answer Me This – 3 of 3
1) What are the first, second, and third movies in your Netflix queue. No cheating or lying to sound cool. (If you don’t have Netflix, why not?) 2) What are your three favorite Beatles songs? 3) Name three occupations that you think you might like. * ____ * No fair saying $5000 an hour hooker. [...]
The Worst Lie Ever
Me: Where is your shirt? The Boy: I sneezed it off. Aaaaaaaaaaaah Chooooooooooo!
Randomness Part 108
Every time I wear Dove deodorant I think “I smell like BlogHer 2007″. ___ On Monday I won $25 on Blingo. Seriously, I love March. ___ I think any humiliation my children will suffer when they are teenagers from the fact I blogged about their potty training will be offset by the joy they feel [...]
The Pocketless Dilemma
Since we got iPhones a couple of weeks ago we decided that we should take out the batteries and the sim cards and give our old RAZRs to the kids. Gabe thought that the kids would love it, and boy howdy, he was right. Who the hell says boy howdy? Anyway, the kids went nuts. [...]














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