Archives for April 2008

Elastic Issues

I’m having one of those days when my pants are the only thing holding up my underwear.

Caption Contest

Have at it.

Call Me Clueless

Does anyone have any idea why a three year old boy would want to watch “Extreme Dating” on Fox Reality Network? Or why he cried when I tried to change the channel? Or why such a show exists?

I Seem to have Misplaced My Feed

They say you learn something new every day. In the last month I have learned several things every day. For example, if you change blog hosts it can mess up all of your feeds. Or, if you don’t know what you are doing and you have 20 or so feeds for your blog and then […]

Little Miss Dark Vader

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Never underestimate the power of the dark side. Why can’t I convince my children that it is “Darth” and not “Dark” Vader? These are same kids that insist the guys from Zoboomafoo are “The Crap Brothers”. Yeah it is still funny.

Where Have You Been Lima?

Where have I been? I’m still in Florida. Why have I forsaken you guys? Well, I’ve been doing some of this: Then I dressed like this:                   Because they were doing this:                   Which led to this sort of […]

Questions for You, Questions for Me

I’ve been in a writing slump lately. I’m not sure why attending blogging events does that to me but it seems to happen every time. So I was going through my drafts folder and I found a half of a mailbag post. As is it isn’t worth posting but I would be happy to add […]

You Be the Judge: UCF Crocs

I just bought a pair of UCF Crocs. Am I: a) The honorary President of the University of Central Florida Alumni Association. Go Knights! b) The dork to end all dorks. c) In need of counselling to curb impulse spending. d) Going to feel bad I didn’t buy Gabe the USF ones even though I […]

Goon Squad Loves the Nintendo DS

Goon Squad Loves the Nintendo DS Claudia calls it “Daddy’s Leapster“.

Claudia Will Make You Jump Jump

Claudia decided to wear her jeans backwards to school today. I decided to let her. You know – choose your battles and whatnot. But what I was really thinking was Fine but that is so 1992. ____ I’m working on the feed problem. I’ll let you know when I figure it all out.

Just Sayin’

I’m not really a violent person but I would love to beat the crap out of Caillou. Full apologies to PBS Kids and Sprout (and especially my friend Jeannine) whom without this blog would not be possible. Not that they give me any money or anything. I just get most of my writing done while […]

I Never Claimed to Make Any Sense

It is amazing how much writing I can get done when I have housework to do. It is ASTOUNDING how much housework I can get done when I have a writing deadline.