April 16, 2008
I just bought a pair of UCF Crocs.
Am I:
a) The honorary President of the University of Central Florida Alumni Association. Go Knights!
b) The dork to end all dorks.
c) In need of counselling to curb impulse spending.
d) Going to feel bad I didn’t buy Gabe the USF ones even though I honestly cannot imagine him in a pair of crocs. They weren’t bright green.
e) Dude. We don’t care what you wear on your feet. You are the coolest and I’m just glad that your rss feed is working again.
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ps – While I was in the store buying these Claudia was peeing on the boat in the play area of the mall. Nodody let their kids play on the pirate ship today. Ewwwwwwwww.
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April 16th, 2008 at 3:01 pm, De in D.C. Says:
B and a touch of C (sorry, but wth were you thinking? crocs?!)
And ewwwww…. I hope there were hand wipes around to clean that up. At least Ian didn’t try to one-up her? Double ewwwww.
April 16th, 2008 at 3:13 pm, molly chase Says:
You’re kind of a dork, but you’re my kind of dork. I wear almost nothing but Crocs. They are so comfortable and so kind to my joints that I own them in about fifteen colors and four or five different styles. Also, they last forever and if they get dirty, you can wash them in the dishwasher.
Not with your dishes, though. Wash them alone.
I am clearly the worst kind of suburban loser ever. Six months from now, I’ll be wearing a Christmas sweater. With bells embroidered on it, probably.
April 16th, 2008 at 3:42 pm, Redneck Mommy Says:
I’ve got to go with a combo of B and E.
But I love you no matter what you choose to tromp around in.
April 16th, 2008 at 3:54 pm, tori Says:
I wear crocs inside my house. I also wore them once by accident to the doctor because I went straight from the bus stop. I’m going to choose letter E, final answer.
April 16th, 2008 at 3:56 pm, Aimee Greeblemonkey Says:
All of the above.
April 16th, 2008 at 4:05 pm, Headless Mom Says:
I’m new around here…but I’ll take ‘E’!
April 16th, 2008 at 4:11 pm, motherofbun Says:
Oh, Ohhhh! (Raises hand)
You are the coolest! I choose E. (Got some for my son and its all he wants to wear. Seriously! He’d prefer to go anywhere naked while only wearing pair of Crocks!
April 16th, 2008 at 4:41 pm, Stacy Says:
I have knee problems (hey, lose some weight, stupid!) and I keep hearing that Crocs are the way to go, but I just can’t make myself do it.
My MIL loves to tell the story of how they were in Sears when her oldest (now pushing 50, about 4 at the time) had to go, saw a potty… and took a dump in one of the display toilets.
They hightailed it out of there and didn’t go back for three years.
April 16th, 2008 at 4:44 pm, Ma McFartington Says:
B&E of course (not Breaking & Entering). You’re cool, even if you are a dork. Being UCF Crocs redeems you, slightly.
April 16th, 2008 at 4:50 pm, ali Says:
B.
but i still love you.
you are still awesome. even if you wear crocs
*shudders*
April 16th, 2008 at 5:25 pm, Jen Says:
E! I don’t even own a pair of crocs but hearing people talk about how comfy they are makes me wonder maybe…….
April 16th, 2008 at 5:54 pm, lumpyheadsmom Says:
Dude, you saw. My whole family wears crocs. Not kicking UCF crocs, but still.
Wait. I guess that makes you a dork. Sorry.
April 16th, 2008 at 6:00 pm, april Says:
My answer is totally E!!!
April 16th, 2008 at 6:06 pm, HeyJoe Says:
Too late. I was all OVER that pirate ship today. And your feet and their happiness matter to me. Seriously. So don’t get those f*cking Crocs caught in an escalator.
April 16th, 2008 at 7:44 pm, Backpacking Dad Says:
B and E. Because seriously, as the Facebook group says, “I don’t care how comfortable they are you still look like a dumbass.”
April 16th, 2008 at 8:01 pm, Chantel Says:
I bought crocs then, I felt bad. They were pink. They made me feel stupid. I gave them away. They were comfortable. You are a dork. Its OK. and. EWWWWWWW!
April 16th, 2008 at 9:37 pm, Kristabella Says:
I’m thinking E with a little bit of B tossed in.
April 16th, 2008 at 10:16 pm, MammaLoves Says:
B and that’s exactly why I love you.
April 17th, 2008 at 8:20 am, Stephanie Says:
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW- a peed on pirate ship!!! haha!!
I have those same crocs only mine say Red Sox on them and my husband HATES them… but I think they will suit me wondefully over these last two months of pregnancy as my feet swell up and I begin to truly hate my body…
Do they go well with business casual?
April 17th, 2008 at 9:25 am, Mom at Work Says:
They are no gameCrocs, the official croc of the University of South Carolina. Black with red strap emblazoned with a gamecock, of course.
April 17th, 2008 at 10:18 am, Childsplayx2 Says:
Wait, you wear shoes?
April 17th, 2008 at 11:09 am, Batty Says:
I have never had a pair of crocs, but the ones i know who do, ALL say they are comfy, i may have to break down and try a pair, even though i don`t think they are all that great looking, but that could change too.
April 17th, 2008 at 11:20 am, Frank Sucks Says:
Dork.. Sorry dear, but Dork.
Now if they were SU Crocks, or Widener, or Columbia…
But RSS feeds are cool…
April 17th, 2008 at 2:43 pm, Devra Says:
Did Gabe demand to know “What do you have on your motherfucking feet?” Because if he didn’t ask that question, your shoes aren’t all that outrageous.
If I didn’t quote Gabe correctly, feel free to edit.
April 18th, 2008 at 11:03 am, mp Says:
UFC..I didn’t know what that meant at first so I guess I’m the dork.
I own croc thongs aka flip flops aka sandles and they are the most confortable thing I’ve ever had on my feet.
I WANT real crocs..mainly because people hate them so much
April 18th, 2008 at 12:20 pm, Momo Fali Says:
At first I thought it said UFC, instead of UCF, and I wondered why in the world you bought shoes to support mixed martial arts/cage fighting.
April 29th, 2008 at 11:01 am, Cheryl Says:
You know, I’ve yet to cave to the Crocs-mystique, BUT once learned about this:
http://www.poshcravings.com/blogs/allie/archive/2008/04/28/i-remember-when-crocs-were-young.aspx
I’m ordering some! You enjoy ‘em, Girl!
May 24th, 2008 at 8:46 pm, David Chanel Says:
I am so bored at work and going through all of your old blogs…today is May 24th and I am on April 17th but I had to comment on this one.
UCF Crocs !!!
Are you kidding…Dork alert !!
That’s why Claudia peed, it was the dork alarm going off.
Luv Ya!