I just bought a pair of UCF Crocs.
a) The honorary President of the University of Central Florida Alumni Association. Go Knights!
b) The dork to end all dorks.
c) In need of counselling to curb impulse spending.
d) Going to feel bad I didn’t buy Gabe the USF ones even though I honestly cannot imagine him in a pair of crocs. They weren’t bright green.
e) Dude. We don’t care what you wear on your feet. You are the coolest and I’m just glad that your rss feed is working again.
ps – While I was in the store buying these Claudia was peeing on the boat in the play area of the mall. Nodody let their kids play on the pirate ship today. Ewwwwwwwww.