Where have I been? I’m still in Florida. Why have I forsaken you guys?
Well, I’ve been doing some of this:
Then I dressed like this:
Because they were doing this:
Which led to this sort of after party nonsense:
And we’ve also been doing stuff like fishing:
And spending time with Grandma:
Today we begin our journey back north.
If you hear any screaming from I-95 don’t panic. It is probably just us.
I’ve been in a writing slump lately. I’m not sure why attending blogging events does that to me but it seems to happen every time. So I was going through my drafts folder and I found a half of a mailbag post. As is it isn’t worth posting but I would be happy to add to it if any of you have any questions to add.
In the meantime I will pose a few question to you:
1) Is anything more boring than waiting around to sign for a FedEx package for someone else?
2) Who is the most annoying person on television?
2b) Who is the most annoying cartoon character?
3) Does anyone know of a non-surgical magic way to get rid of my beer belly? I am trying diet and exercise but they take too long. Plus it is hard.
4) Could Ian die from eating too many strawberries or are we just dealing with a diarrhea situation here?
5) Why is it so hard to get Amazon.com
I just bought a pair of UCF Crocs.
Am I:
a) The honorary President of the University of Central Florida Alumni Association. Go Knights!
b) The dork to end all dorks.
c) In need of counselling to curb impulse spending.
d) Going to feel bad I didn’t buy Gabe the USF ones even though I honestly cannot imagine him in a pair of crocs. They weren’t bright green.
e) Dude. We don’t care what you wear on your feet. You are the coolest and I’m just glad that your rss feed is working again.
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ps – While I was in the store buying these Claudia was peeing on the boat in the play area of the mall. Nodody let their kids play on the pirate ship today. Ewwwwwwwww.
Claudia decided to wear her jeans backwards to school today.
I decided to let her.
You know – choose your battles and whatnot.
But what I was really thinking was Fine but that is so 1992.
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I’m working on the feed problem. I’ll let you know when I figure it all out.
