Archives for May 2008

Again With the Feed Thing

My traffic has been down lately. WAY down. Like half of normal. I was starting to think I was boring all of you. Nope. My rss feed is all messed up again. Can you all do me a favor? If you are reading this and came from your reader please let me know which feed […]

Randomness Part 113

You know Percy from Thomas the Tank Engine? Have you ever noticed how much “Percy” sounds like “Pussy” when it comes out of the mouth of a four year old? A lot. Maybe some day Ian will understand why I laughed so hard when he demanded a shirt pith Percy on it. ____________ My favorite […]

Sam Needs a Shower*

Sam at Temporarily me is six days overdue. Poor Sam. Karen is throwing her a virtual baby shower. She wanted us to tell Sam some stories about our won overdue babies but since mine were almost six weeks early I am going to have to tell a different story about being really REALLY pregnant. Even […]

Random and Weird

Ah yes. The six random things meme. Again. But Karen tagged me and you don’t screw around with Karen so here goes. Six random and weird things about me. 1) Back in the days of cds I used to play something I called “The Game” which involved listening to every one of my cds in […]

The Nationals Game had a Bonus

Yesterday we went to a Washington Nationals game. It was a beautiful day and we had free tickets and fantastic seats. The new stadium is beautiful and clean. What more could we ask for? How about Luke Duke singing the National Anthem? That’s right. You heard me. Tom Wopat sang the National Anthem at the […]

Looks Like You Blew a Seal*

Yesterday I was standing in the checkout lane at the grocery store. I was browsing the magazines on display. I did a double take. Heidi Klum wants me to do what? Heidi Klum wants me to have sex in an igloo. I think Heidi Klum is beautiful and great and I love “Project Runway”. However: […]

A Good Way to Explain It

Me: Do you want to go to Lowe’s with Daddy? Claudia: What is Lowe’s? Gabe: It is like Home Depot – but Blue.

Because I Have So Much Free Time

You know what I was thinking the other day? I just don’t write for enough blogs. I’m kidding. Still, I am adding two more sites to my list. The ladies at MamaPop have asked me to join them. How can I say no to a group of such talented smart-asses? I think I’ll fit right […]

Am I Going Insane?

Can somebody please explain to me how iTunes can skip? Is there a tiny needle somewhere in my computer? In the iPod?


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More About Peeing on Stuff

Your comments slayed me yesterday. I can honestly say I cannot remember the last time my comment section made me laugh so hard. So I vote we talk about pee again today. And I have the only vote that actually counts. Suckers. So just for you I have more peeing stories. Behold! 1) When my […]

A Post About Sleep Quickly Degenerates Into Another Essay About Urine

I don’t know what is going on. Maybe it is the weather, maybe I am getting sick, or maybe I’ve been drinking too much red wine but I have been sleeping unusually soundly. For the past week or so I have been waking up with at least one limb totally asleep. It is as if […]