1:25 PM – Standing in my own kitchen.
Me: Hi Claudia. Why are you completely naked?
Her: Because I wanted to wear these underpants.
Me: Why? What happened to the underpants you were wearing?
Me: Did you pee in your underpants?
Me: Did you get food on your underpants?
Me: Then please go get the underpants you were wearing and put them back on.
She scowls at me.
Her: (whining) But those underpants were dirty. I already wore them to school this day.
Me: Fine, but today we will be having a lesson learning how to do laundry.