May 25, 2008
Yesterday I was standing in the checkout lane at the grocery store. I was browsing the magazines on display.
I did a double take. Heidi Klum wants me to do what?
Heidi Klum wants me to have sex in an igloo.
I think Heidi Klum is beautiful and great and I love “Project Runway”. However:
1) Personally I don’t see how it is any of her business.
2) How would I even find an igloo?
3) Now I will never be able to shake the image of Heidi Klum and Seal doing it in an igloo.
4) What the hell? How is that a magazine article? Note to self: Marie Claire is most likely a stupid magazine.
And I apologize for the blurry picture. I took it with my phone. As usual, I feel certain that the person behind me in the line thinks I am a lunatic.
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* The punchline from my favorite joke. Also hilarious because the mighty Heidi Klum is married to Seal
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May 25th, 2008 at 10:03 am, Amie Says:
That is pretty hilarious. It makes me want to read the article to see how stupid they can be.
And it would be funny to see the people behind you as you are taking the photos.
May 25th, 2008 at 12:47 pm, Cheryl Says:
And to think my husband believes my feet are too cold now!
May 25th, 2008 at 2:27 pm, Whit Says:
I hear she beats a mean seal, too.
I think she was talking about Igloo brand ice chests. Much more practical.
May 25th, 2008 at 5:20 pm, Lara Says:
i love that joke so much. seriously. SO much.
May 25th, 2008 at 7:40 pm, jenni Says:
heidi klum doing it with seal, anywhere *shudders*
May 26th, 2008 at 8:00 pm, Gregg Says:
Seems tricky, I’ve never seen an Igloo Cooler large enough. I mean no offense if you are the size of one of those little pixie creatures.
May 26th, 2008 at 10:14 pm, Papa Bradstein Says:
Just because she recommends it doesn’t mean she does it herself. This is like me recommending that a friend try to drink a bowl of flaming Bacardi. Just as I might forget to mention that eyebrows might be useful in certain situations, Heidi might have forgotten to mention frostbite and lost tips–and we’re not talking bartender wages here. Hey, while we’re on the subject…one of my favorites is, “Chunks is my dog.”
May 26th, 2008 at 11:06 pm, feener Says:
ok, why even put that on their cover ?? check out my site for a fun giveawawy
May 27th, 2008 at 12:52 am, Shamelessly Sassy Says:
oh my. sex in an igloo. I wonder how big the igloo was.
May 27th, 2008 at 8:40 am, Karen Sugarpants Says:
I know where there are igloos!
Seriously, gah!
May 27th, 2008 at 10:11 am, Dory Says:
OK, I need to hear this joke now.
May 27th, 2008 at 10:21 am, Momo Fali Says:
No, no! Igloos are out, pueblos are in. That Heidi Klum doesn’t know squat.
May 27th, 2008 at 12:25 pm, carolyn Says:
Holy inappropriately cold sex places, Heidi.
May 27th, 2008 at 7:14 pm, HeyJoe Says:
The closest I’ve come (thank you) is in one of those shacks while ice fishing. And that’s a total lie because I’m a virgin and am afraid of worms and salmon eggs.
May 27th, 2008 at 7:32 pm, jason Says:
I hope it’s not too cold in the igloo. It might cause shrinkage. That’s what I hear at least. I don’t like in a cold environment.
May 27th, 2008 at 9:17 pm, tori Says:
You are a comical genius for thinking of that. It’s perfect!
May 27th, 2008 at 10:08 pm, Alex Elliot Says:
Actually it’s pretty amazing…I’m totally kidding. We have enough problems making sure we can find clean sheets much less finding an igloo.
May 28th, 2008 at 3:47 pm, nikki Says:
Sex in an igloo? No way I’m on bottom. My tush isn’t getting frozen.
May 28th, 2008 at 4:05 pm, Vicky Says:
aww but that is how he proposed to her. Via helicopter and in an igloo he had made - with an ice bed in it covered in rose petals. What?! Your spouse didn’t do this?!
Shut up- I subscribe to marie claire and hated this issue.
May 29th, 2008 at 2:02 pm, Bozoette Mary Says:
I just read that joke and my keyboard will never be the same.