You may have heard that my lovely lady friends Mrs. Chicky, Her Bad Mother and Chicken and Cheese are all within moments of having their second children. You know how this works by now, right? Mother Bumper and the ladies from Cool Mom Picks are throwing a virtual baby shower (with prizes!) They have asked [...]
On the Upside, I Smell Much Better
May 2, 2008
Me: Okay. I’m getting in the shower if anybody needs me. Silence. Me: Did you hear me? I will be in the shower if anyone needs anything. Goon Squad: (not even looking up) Uh huh. No more than two minutes later I hear running in the hall. Claudia: Mommy! Mommy! Where are you?! Me: I’M [...]
I Guess I Watched “Emmet Otter’s Jug Band Christmas” One Too Many Times
May 2, 2008
Every time the kids say to me “We’re not birds!”* I reply “You’re a jug band.” Again, I’m glad you are here to appreciate how funny I think I am. __ * Apparently I accuse them of being birds a lot because this has happened several times.
Randomness Part 111
May 1, 2008
It’s a good thing I didn’t go ahead with that Sk*rt tattoo. A friend of mine from way way back (no kidding, we were in Girl Scouts together) and her husband are working on adopting two children. They are adopting internationally and it is very expensive. To raise some extra money they have published a [...]
Name Calling
May 1, 2008
How am I supposed to keep a straight face when Claudia keeps calling Ian a Dammit Boy?
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