June 5, 2008
As you may remember (from such posts as the last one) Ian keeps randomly taking off his pants.
Well, maybe not so much randomly as constantly.
He runs up to me this morning “Look at me Mommy! I’m naked! I’m crazy!”
And I say “Yes, I can see your** nuts.”
I kill myself.
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*You guys know what I’m talking about, right? A guy walks into a doctors office dressed completely in saran wrap and says “Hey Doc, I think I’m going crazy.” and the doctor says “Yes, I can see you’re** nuts.”
** Since it is a play on words I don’t know which to use you’re or your. Devra says it is you’re but I’m not sure so I used both.
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June 5th, 2008 at 2:59 pm, De in D.C. Says:
umm.. yesterday’s post about Ian didn’t show up in my feed reader (google reader). I thought maybe I just missed it, as I was transfixed by that photo of Anthony Bordain, but I checked again. And nope, no naked Ian post.
June 5th, 2008 at 3:08 pm, nick (mem beth) Says:
It might be old, but it’s always funny.
….but how come the guy didn’t wrap his package in saran wrap? Was he looking for a place to hang-out?
June 5th, 2008 at 3:32 pm, Kate Says:
Te he he: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5OmGGl8kpg
June 5th, 2008 at 4:04 pm, lumpyheadsmom Says:
Forget the trench coat - get Ian a big marrow bone and teach him to hold it strategically.
June 5th, 2008 at 4:46 pm, HeyJoe Says:
Thank you Austin Powers.
June 5th, 2008 at 4:55 pm, crunchy carpets Says:
no pants here either..but usually just the daughter…and then there is when they take photos of each others butt holes…
June 5th, 2008 at 8:03 pm, Maggie Says:
Ha ha ha!
I had forgotten all about that joke. And it will always be funny!
June 5th, 2008 at 9:09 pm, Sharon Says:
Nakedness runs through our house throughout every hour of every day…and it’s not the good kind. Two boys + one husband equals way too many penises (or is it peni) for my liking. Plus they like to pretend they’re peeing on each other - Look Adam, I peeing…psssshhhhhh - ba ha ha hahahahahahah. Don’t even get me started on the shananigans that go on in the bathtub.
Completely normal, in a little boy abnormal sort of way.
June 5th, 2008 at 9:46 pm, Black Hockey Jesus Says:
That was a good one, Sarah and the Goon Squad. Well done.
June 5th, 2008 at 11:37 pm, Maternal Mirth Says:
The best laughs are the ones you give yourself.
June 6th, 2008 at 12:36 am, Mama Snyder Says:
we used to have “naked running” after every bath.
I LOVE that joke, and you just crack me up!
June 6th, 2008 at 8:44 am, Queen of Shake Shake Says:
Once we were having dinner guests come over. The boys were in the playroom, I’m in the kitchen preparing the meal. The doorbell rings, my four year old answers it and I don’t think anything of him answering the door because we’re good friends with the guest. Then I hear…
“Good lord boy, where are your clothes?!”
That’s right. My previously dressed son stripped completely naked in the playroom then answered the door in his birthday suit.
What is with boys?
June 6th, 2008 at 9:55 am, House frau Says:
I think (hope) it is normal to run around naked when you are little. My son doesn’t take off his pants much but is “readjusting” often. When I ask what he is doing, he says he is putting “IT” in the right place. At bathtime he is all over it. I guess they are discovering their little bodies, it is innocent for now.. just wait until they are teenagers.
June 6th, 2008 at 12:12 pm, nikki Says:
Always good for a laugh!
June 8th, 2008 at 10:13 am, Jerseygirl89 Says:
My two year old’s second phrase was, “I naked.” Now he giggles when he says it.
June 9th, 2008 at 4:00 pm, Redneck Mommy Says:
Heh. I love me some punny cheese. Especially if there are nuts in it.
Wink, wink.
June 9th, 2008 at 5:49 pm, nonlineargirl Says:
How can there be 16 comments and not one with an opinion on the your/you’re issue? The answer is that pun jokes can not be written, only spoken.
June 9th, 2008 at 6:47 pm, Verite Says:
Hysterically funny! My son used to do this too. Just strip and go flying down the hall. He’s a teen now so thank goodness he’s outgrown nakedness in my house.
“your nuts” Haha!
June 12th, 2008 at 8:18 pm, christina Says:
the punchline as I’ve heard it:
Doctor-”Yes, I can clearly see your nuts.”
I think the “clearly” brings it all together with the saran wrap…
Makes me laugh every time.