Caption Contest: A Horse on the Toilet?

I walked into the kids bathroom today and I thought What the hell ? And then I thought Hey, this is just a caption contest waiting to happen.

So have at it.

Awesome photo removed when photrade suddenly went out of business. Jerks.

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Comments

  1. Patience says:

    You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink!

  2. HeyJoe says:

    You can lead a horse to toilet, but you can’t make him shit.

  3. HeyJoe says:

    Spirit suddenly finds himself transported to the top of the beanstalk.

  4. Sue says:

    Morning After the Derby Party

  5. dervish says:

    “My Friend Flusha”

  6. The Mom says:

    The horse MUST be male, the lid isn’t even up!

  7. Willllbuuurr! What happened last night? The last thing I remember was we were at the bar and you started talking to those blonde chicks…

  8. Ever wonder about the origin of the name “Big Brown”?

    Black Beauty?

    Need I continue…………

  9. Howdy, Doody!

  10. catnip says:

    …and then he expired from the noxious fumes.

  11. ali says:

    gives peeing like a racehorse a whole new meaning :)

  12. Hilary says:

    Big Brown

  13. Matt L says:

    I’ve gotta pee on a Russian race horse!!

  14. Rhonda says:

    after one leads ones horse to water one might have to piss like a mexican race horse?

  15. Brenda says:

    Someone has the trots again…

  16. Mama Maven says:

    I said I had to pee LIKE a race horse, not that I wanted to pee ON a race horse.

  17. Matt L says:

    Vito Corleone realized his message just wasn’t getting thru. He’d have to take another approach with the horse thing.

  18. Jerseygirl89 says:

    See? Everyone goes on the potty, honey.

  19. Matthew says:

    “You keep trying to get us to poop in this damn thing and you’ll get a horse head in your bed.”

    Signed, The Goon Squad

  20. I was going to post something about Nag Nag Nag but I’m so in awe of “My Friend Flusha” that I can’t bear to do it.

  21. Kayce says:

    After a late night of partying with the Budweiser Clydesdales, Shadow spent the next morning neighing to the porcelain gods.

  22. De in D.C. says:

    “Now where is that relaxing whirlpool bath the pretty little girl promised me?”

  23. Mom at Work says:

    I don’t have a caption, but the link underneath says it would allow me to “find stuff like this on Amazon.com.” This, I have to see.

  24. Nicole M. says:

    Stop beating the dead horse about potty training!

  25. Gen says:

    Wild Horses…couldn’t make me poo-poo!