In celebration of the reinstatement of SATGS as a safe site on Google I am running the 3rd Annual Traffic Experiment.
If you have played along in the past you know that all you have to do is come up with the search term that generates the most traffic in a six week period.
Last year Ali won with “Homer Simpson Vagina Tattoo”.
No, I’m not kidding.
So hook me up. Pick one phrase that you think people will be looking for. I don’t care how whacked out it is. Leave your phrase, or word, or sentence in the comments.
And this time I have a prize. The winner will receive a $25 gift certificate to Build-a-Bear. You can hook yourself up with a Tropical Hello Kitty.
As I’ve done in the past I will be posting updates with your phrase, a link to you (if applicable) and who is winning at the time.
The winner will be announced on August 1st (ish).
Good luck.
Busty Russian Lola Chicken butts
P.S. That phrase is based on words people have used to find my blog. Sheesh.
I’ll bite.
“crenshaw melon tomboy boob suck”
katie baby bump grind broadway
Hubby and I think:
World of Warcraft Boob Hack (or nude hack)
or
Man gives birth to his own twin.
“free polygamist election summer porn”
Sports freak with a vagina birthing twins.
{snort.}
I’m going to go with a combo of the two things that bring people to my site all the time: zicam while nursing glorious boobs
angelina jolie brad pitt twins
subway homeschoolers rainbow jello shots discriminates
hot girls dangerous thong
Anthony Bourdaine’s Massive Boner Pictures
naked twin drunk girls streak baseball game
toilet photos.
vagtastic harry potter twins blog
Argument over beer
Jessica alba naked tits
potty training nude andy gibb coloring pages
Obama Porn, McCain Sex act with Iraq’s prime minister and Hillary’s Iran penetration for lower gas prices caused Tim Russert and George Carlin heart failure.
what…too soon?
uterus pictures
Seriously, that and Lori Berkner keep people coming to my site in big numbers.
can i still enter??
#1 google hit to my site is Ash and Dawn from Pokemon naked.
naked political junkie smacks Tom Cruise
I’m going with: “Vista sucks”
Underage Crossdressing Orangutang Politician
James Dobson Diapered Husband Myspace Page
I just gotta say that when our son was little he was trying to tell us about a Pokemon character and we couldn’t understand him. My husband thought he was saying “Ass” instead of “Ash” and couldn’t believe they would have a Pokemon character named “Ass.” Keep in mind this is the same guy who couldn’t remember the name of “MooShu” in “Mulan” and called him “Mucus”. And my husband makes fun of my mother and her mispronounciations. Seriously.
oh my god, i remember clicking through to that tattoo last year.
classic.
i get a lot of hits for “sisters peeing together.”
see, once i told a story about how i was talking to my sister on the phone while i was peeing, and she made me laugh so hard that i fell off the toilet…while still peeing. you can’t stop peeing in the middle of laughing that hard!
anyway, that was a post from two years ago, and i still get at least 5 hits a day from it.
what are these people hoping to find?
i guess it’s better if i don’t know.
I sure hope I can hang thongs on my christmas tree this year.