June 21, 2008
In celebration of the reinstatement of SATGS as a safe site on Google I am running the 3rd Annual Traffic Experiment.
If you have played along in the past you know that all you have to do is come up with the search term that generates the most traffic in a six week period.
Last year Ali won with “Homer Simpson Vagina Tattoo”.
No, I’m not kidding.
So hook me up. Pick one phrase that you think people will be looking for. I don’t care how whacked out it is. Leave your phrase, or word, or sentence in the comments.
And this time I have a prize. The winner will receive a $25 gift certificate to Build-a-Bear. You can hook yourself up with a Tropical Hello Kitty.
As I’ve done in the past I will be posting updates with your phrase, a link to you (if applicable) and who is winning at the time.
The winner will be announced on August 1st (ish).
Good luck.
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June 21st, 2008 at 4:35 pm, Kathi D Says:
Busty Russian Lola Chicken butts
June 21st, 2008 at 4:36 pm, Kathi D Says:
P.S. That phrase is based on words people have used to find my blog. Sheesh.
June 21st, 2008 at 4:50 pm, Marilyn Says:
I’ll bite.
“crenshaw melon tomboy boob suck”
June 21st, 2008 at 5:51 pm, RubiaLala Says:
katie baby bump grind broadway
June 21st, 2008 at 7:02 pm, Elizabeth Says:
Hubby and I think:
World of Warcraft Boob Hack (or nude hack)
or
Man gives birth to his own twin.
June 21st, 2008 at 7:12 pm, Mamikaze Says:
“free polygamist election summer porn”
June 21st, 2008 at 8:35 pm, Ree Says:
Sports freak with a vagina birthing twins.
{snort.}
June 21st, 2008 at 8:37 pm, Jen Says:
I’m going to go with a combo of the two things that bring people to my site all the time: zicam while nursing glorious boobs
June 21st, 2008 at 11:31 pm, De in D.C. Says:
angelina jolie brad pitt twins
June 22nd, 2008 at 12:12 am, Emily Says:
subway homeschoolers rainbow jello shots discriminates
June 22nd, 2008 at 4:25 pm, Wendy Says:
hot girls dangerous thong
June 22nd, 2008 at 6:00 pm, niCk(MemBeth) Says:
Anthony Bourdaine’s Massive Boner Pictures
June 22nd, 2008 at 6:07 pm, JessicaAPISS Says:
naked twin drunk girls streak baseball game
June 22nd, 2008 at 9:35 pm, theotherbear Says:
toilet photos.
June 22nd, 2008 at 10:27 pm, TIF RN Says:
vagtastic harry potter twins blog
June 23rd, 2008 at 9:32 am, Tito Says:
Argument over beer
June 23rd, 2008 at 12:26 pm, suebob Says:
Jessica alba naked tits
June 23rd, 2008 at 1:12 pm, creative-type dad Says:
potty training nude andy gibb coloring pages
June 23rd, 2008 at 1:54 pm, jonb Says:
Obama Porn, McCain Sex act with Iraq’s prime minister and Hillary’s Iran penetration for lower gas prices caused Tim Russert and George Carlin heart failure.
what…too soon?
June 23rd, 2008 at 2:00 pm, Christina Says:
uterus pictures
Seriously, that and Lori Berkner keep people coming to my site in big numbers.
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:52 pm, ali Says:
can i still enter??
#1 google hit to my site is Ash and Dawn from Pokemon naked.
June 23rd, 2008 at 8:42 pm, ilinap Says:
naked political junkie smacks Tom Cruise
June 23rd, 2008 at 9:51 pm, Leticia- Tech Savvy Mama Says:
I’m going with: “Vista sucks”
June 24th, 2008 at 9:20 am, WickedStepMom Says:
Underage Crossdressing Orangutang Politician
June 24th, 2008 at 8:37 pm, Devra Says:
James Dobson Diapered Husband Myspace Page
June 24th, 2008 at 8:39 pm, Devra Says:
I just gotta say that when our son was little he was trying to tell us about a Pokemon character and we couldn’t understand him. My husband thought he was saying “Ass” instead of “Ash” and couldn’t believe they would have a Pokemon character named “Ass.” Keep in mind this is the same guy who couldn’t remember the name of “MooShu” in “Mulan” and called him “Mucus”. And my husband makes fun of my mother and her mispronounciations. Seriously.
June 26th, 2008 at 1:06 pm, supertiff Says:
oh my god, i remember clicking through to that tattoo last year.
classic.
i get a lot of hits for “sisters peeing together.”
see, once i told a story about how i was talking to my sister on the phone while i was peeing, and she made me laugh so hard that i fell off the toilet…while still peeing. you can’t stop peeing in the middle of laughing that hard!
anyway, that was a post from two years ago, and i still get at least 5 hits a day from it.
what are these people hoping to find?
i guess it’s better if i don’t know.
June 27th, 2008 at 1:05 pm, Shamelessly Sassy Says:
I sure hope I can hang thongs on my christmas tree this year.