June 23, 2008
Did you hear that Larry Birkhead bought Danielynn some of her mother’s (Anna Nicole Smith) lingerie from an old Playboy shoot? Because every child likes to think about their parents posing naked.
Yuck.
Speaking of perverts and weirdos I am running my third annual Traffic Experiment Contest and it turns out that my readers haven’t gotten any more normal than they were last year. Or possibly you are just dying to get your hands on that Build-a-Bear gift certificate.
Let’s see what we have so far:
Kathi D is going with Busty Russian Lola Chicken butts.
Marilyn picked crenshaw melon tomboy boob suck. (Whatever that means)
RubiaLala chose katie baby bump grind broadway.
Elizabeth and her husband talked it over and decided on either World of Warcraft Boob Hack (or nude hack) or Man gives birth to his own twin.
Mamikaze went with free polygamist election summer porn.
Ree picked something that could be my about page ( if I was a freak) Sports freak with a vagina birthing twins.
Jen says these two things bring a lot of traffic to her site: zicam while nursing glorious boobs.
De in D.C. went with a safe one Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt twins.
Emily came up with subway homeschoolers rainbow jello shots discriminates.
Wendy chose to use hot girls dangerous thong
Nick(memBeth) says Anthony Bourdaine’s Massive Boner Pictures.
JessicaAPISS went with naked twin drunk girls streak baseball game.
The Other Bear went simple: toilet photos.
TIF RN came up with vagtastic harry potter twins blog.
Tito says Argument over beer.
SueBob says Jessica alba naked tits.
Creative-Type Dad chose to go with potty training nude andy gibb coloring pages.
JonB chose the current even route: Obama Porn, McCain Sex act with Iraq’s prime minister and Hillary’s Iran penetration for lower gas prices caused Tim Russert and George Carlin heart failure.
Christina says she gets a lot of hits for uterus pictures.
Jodifur picked make money working from home naked celebrity photos twins.
Ali (the winner from last year) came up with another one that confuses me: Ash and Dawn from Pokemon naked.
Ilina from Dirt and Noise came up with naked political junkie smacks Tom Cruise.
Jodifur says make money working from home naked celebrity photos twins.
Liz says that she gets at least a few hits every day for “mom like it big.”
Whit has chosen to go with free nude teen sex clinton.
M.A. Smith is going with deconstructing Cinderella. I wonder if she means the princess or the band?
Musing (who has good taste in men but obviously didn’t see the same Inside the Actors Studio that I did) says Johnny Depp for president.
Leticia from Tech Savvy Mama came up with a nice clean one - Vista sucks.
Wicked Step Mom says Underage Crossdressing Orangutang Politician.
Devra has chosen James Dobson Diapered Husband Myspace Page.
Mama Snyder might be on to something with Olsen twins chubby naked boobs.
I’m not sure which part of this she meant, so I’m just giving you Momo Fali’s entire comment: Wait. So, I’m not supposed to cradle and sing to my Mom’s granny-panties? I so cherish them. Dang.
Kara has a good chance of taking the prize with this one: Miley Cyrus Jonas Brothers smoking naked sex tape.
Catnip gets a lot of hits for can you smoke catnip?
MP has distrubing information. She gets a lot of traffic for Pictures of Penis Peeing and Little boy penis. (Please Google, don’t let this one win. No offense to mp. I just don’t think I could go on living. Also - if you got here searching for that, unless your son has a medical condition, shame on you.)
Izzy is getting hits for Exploded babysitter.
Supertiff suggested sisters peeing together.
Dana covers a multitude of topics with : rachel ray medical butt naked sushi jolie twins
House Frau gets hits for dog slut.
Shamelessly Sassy has just one wish: I sure hope I can hang thongs on my christmas tree this year.
Remember - you can still enter your own phrase. Just pick something that you think is search-worthy.
This contest will be open until August.
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June 23rd, 2008 at 4:03 pm, jodifur Says:
make money working from home naked celebrity photos twins
June 23rd, 2008 at 4:43 pm, Headless Mom Says:
This cracks me up!!! but I’ve got nuthin’ so I’ll just stalk it, mmm k?
June 23rd, 2008 at 4:48 pm, Liz Says:
For whatever reason, I get at least a few hits every day for “mom like it big.”
People are freaky.
June 23rd, 2008 at 5:57 pm, Whit Says:
“free nude teen sex clinton”
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:38 pm, M.A. Smith Says:
I’ll throw in a deconstructing Cinderella.
That’s got me a couple of hits.
June 23rd, 2008 at 8:05 pm, Musing Says:
How ’bout: Johnny Depp for president
June 23rd, 2008 at 9:49 pm, misfithausfrau Says:
Wow. I’ve been saving the really weird ones. I’ll have to check to see if I have had any new weird ones lately. Wait, that would actually mean that people still read my blog. Never mind.
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:08 pm, Mama Snyder Says:
let’s try this for traffic!
Olsen twins chubby naked boobs
I don’t think I’m very good at this, but it’s cracking me up.
June 24th, 2008 at 9:50 am, Momo Fali Says:
Wait. So, I’m not supposed to cradle and sing to my Mom’s granny-panties? I so cherish them. Dang.
June 24th, 2008 at 11:28 am, Kara Says:
Oh I’m so going to win: Miley Cyrus Jonas Brothers smoking naked sex tape
June 24th, 2008 at 11:33 am, catnip Says:
I get lots of “can you smoke catnip?”
June 24th, 2008 at 12:07 pm, mp Says:
What works for me on a daily basis:
Pictures of Penis Peeing
Little boy penis
I know..sick
June 25th, 2008 at 12:21 am, Izzy Says:
I’ve been getting this one with some regularity for a couple years:
“Exploded babysitter”
I assure you those words are not found together anywhere on my blog except when I blogged about weird searches.
June 25th, 2008 at 6:21 pm, Dana Says:
Here is my entry:
rachel ray medical butt naked sushi jolie twins
June 25th, 2008 at 7:33 pm, House Frau Says:
I did a post a while back of my dog upside down being silly with her legs in the air and titled it Dog Slut. I had several google hits for people searching for that phrase, kinda creepy.
July 1st, 2008 at 10:10 am, JessicaAPISS Says:
Mine is drunk naked twin girls streak baseball game.
Is it cheating if I get my sister to streak a Silver Spring Thunderbolts game with me while we guzzle beer and shout “We’re drunk! We’re twins!” (We’re not twins, but we sure can drink.) I think this would generate enough searches in Google to safely put me in the running.
Mommy Needs a Police Record.
July 1st, 2008 at 8:14 pm, Dory Says:
Mine is
“himalayan whistle kid”
and it’s brought 3 DIFFERENT people to my blog. WEIRD.
Oh, and I totally stole that phrase from an old Will & Grace episode.
July 5th, 2008 at 6:06 pm, velocibadgergirl Says:
I seem to get a strange number of hits for “glad I don’t have testicles.”
Try that one!
July 7th, 2008 at 9:02 pm, jax Says:
get paid at home for free porn with naked celebrities who myspace free ringtones
August 20th, 2008 at 1:59 pm, Sarah and the Goon Squad » Slacker Says:
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