The One She is Going to Hate Me For

“Mommy!” she yells. “Look at me! I have a tail.”

Then she runs by with a pair of underpants shoved in her butt.

NOW I’ve seen everything.

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Comments

  1. Velma says:

    Nah, she won’t hate you for this… MUCH.

  2. mp says:

    At least she didn’t have someone biting the tail..that would have been gross

  3. Mama Maven says:

    Just when you think you’ve seen everything!

  4. Was it a clean pair of underpants, at least?

  5. Ree says:

    Ouch. Not the underwear thing – the snorting of coffee through my nose again.

  6. Susan says:

    When she does hate you for it, you can say, “Honey, you ASKED for it. Sorry for partyin’.”

  7. At least she didn’t light it on fire & run around the house!

  8. Barbara says:

    They’re kids, hopefully when she’s older she realizes that all kids do crazy things at this age… maybe with two of them the same age they are a bigger handful than most… maybe she’ll appreciate that you saved the memory for posterity… I know I’m stretching! She’ll get over it? It’s still too cute!

  9. Gidge says:

    She is SO related to you.

  10. Mrs. Flinger says:

    BUHAHAHA. I’ve seen this. On my own child. They should be friends.

  11. Kara says:

    my prediction: “Underwear shoved in her butt” will win the traffic contest.

  12. PunditMom says:

    It is just TOO much fun at your house!

  13. ilinap says:

    My neighbor girl stuck her pacifier up her butt. Now *that’s* something to talk about!

  14. I agree with Kara, that is so going to win!

  15. You can call me, 'Sir' says:

    You took a picture, right? To show to future boyfriends? Yes?

  16. Melina says:

    This story snapped me out of my 15 week pregnancy funk. I no longer care that I can’t fit into anything (neither maternity nor regular clothes)…I’m just laughing.

  17. carolyn says:

    At least you didn’t take get video or photos. Or did you…

  18. Did you hear about the one with the wind in the vagina?

  19. Hmmmmm … makes you wonder what she’ll do with a bra …

  20. Tonya says:

    just spat my coffee all over my computer screen. Thanks for the laugh.