June 30, 2008

I feel confident that I hold the world record for saying “Ian, please put your underpants back on.” more times than anyone else. Ever.

Posted by Sarah @ 10:53 am • Parenting, The Blue One

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June 30th, 2008 at 11:30 am, cheryl Says:

With the “Ian” preface, you may be the record holder…with “Darren” at the fore, maybe not….

Dare I ‘fess up that when I saw your post title I was thinking stout, and not books of records? (Suppose if they don’t keep undies on, the parental consumption factor intensifies…)
June 30th, 2008 at 12:20 pm, You can call me, 'Sir' Says:

It’s kind of a strange offer, but I accept your challenge, nevertheless. Startiiiiiiiiiiiing, NOW.
June 30th, 2008 at 12:39 pm, WickedStepmom Says:

I was thinking the beer too… Shows you where my brain is this morning.

There are men who still can’t keep thier underpants on. I wish you luck in your endeavor to keep him clothed.
June 30th, 2008 at 1:35 pm, Maternal Mirth Says:

I have that prollem with my oldest. Only it’s not underpants, it’s socks. And the only reason I tell him to get his socks back on is because he’ll forget them and I will find that pair and 15 other pairs in random places in the house…
June 30th, 2008 at 2:33 pm, lumpyheadsmom Says:

I was thinking beer, too. Particularly those “Guinness! For Strength” posters.
June 30th, 2008 at 3:17 pm, jodifur Says:

If you change Ian to Michael, maybe not.
June 30th, 2008 at 3:46 pm, Devra Says:

I’m just happy you are now prefacing it with “Ian” because when I was on the phone with you and you said, “Please put your underpants on.” it freaked me out because I thought you could see me from your house.
June 30th, 2008 at 5:49 pm, Lisse Says:

I’ll raise a Guinness to you any time.

Boys just seem to want to let it all hang out. They just don’t seem to get that their moms have seen quite enough of that, thank you very much.
June 30th, 2008 at 7:02 pm, Tonya Says:

LOL, glad to see that I wasn’t the only one who thought beer, it’s what drew me here ha ha.

Boys and pants just do not mix.
June 30th, 2008 at 11:01 pm, Robin Says:

Possible for Ian…., but not for Evan…. (and, sorry to tell you, he’s much older than Ian, so I can’t offer you much hope as Ian gets older)
June 30th, 2008 at 11:10 pm, Christina Says:

But the real question is, who holds the record for saying, “Would you LEAVE your SISTER alone!?!” I’m sure you had a bigger start since you have twins, but I’m coming up fast behind you. And I have two girls, so I’m saying it twice as much.
June 30th, 2008 at 11:35 pm, Gidge Says:

I’m tallying up the “OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BIGGEST POOP OUT OF A 4 YEAR OLD I’VE EVER SEEN! COME SEE THIS” comments.

Because they never fail to shock, the big poops.
July 1st, 2008 at 12:00 am, Stimey Says:

I rule on “Quinn, if you want to leave the house, you have to wear pants.”
July 1st, 2008 at 8:09 am, Heidi Says:

I’ve got “no you may not be naked” covered- since I have three that think being exhibitionists should be high on their list of goals.
July 1st, 2008 at 12:10 pm, Seriously Mama Says:

At least you can get yours to put them on at some point… Mine, not so much!