July 9, 2008
“Mommy, Ian is naked again and he is touching his butt all over your bed!”
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* So far.
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July 9th, 2008 at 8:33 am, Patience Says:
I loooooove your kids!!
July 9th, 2008 at 9:30 am, Kemp Says:
The tattles only get better as they get older…
July 9th, 2008 at 9:32 am, NHDOLL Says:
You might just think about that lo~Jack for his underwear too!
July 9th, 2008 at 9:43 am, cheryl Says:
Love the ambiguity of this tattle! Is he touching his butt all over your bed like a puppy marking territory, or is he travelling to different locales on the bed top and “touching his butt” in each new stop on the bed?
Perfect tattle!
July 9th, 2008 at 10:00 am, mp Says:
Crap, I had a mouth full of iced coffee and almost did a spit take on my keyboard
July 9th, 2008 at 10:04 am, Seriously Mama Says:
Excellent! I can only imagine what my daughter is going to say about her big brother in the near future.
July 9th, 2008 at 10:11 am, Mrs Mogul Says:
This is what I have to look forward to? LOL
My 2-year-old touched my boob and said “boobie”. I only told him they were called that once!
July 9th, 2008 at 10:13 am, Sunshine Says:
My youngest (a very petite four year old) assaults her siblings with the smelliest farts in the house not counting dad. She is the world’s smallest Frat Guy.
July 9th, 2008 at 10:48 am, motherofbun Says:
Oh to be a fly on the wall at your house. Am sure it would be highly entertaining.
July 9th, 2008 at 11:13 am, Maternal Mirth Says:
What is the opposition to clothing with this boy? Did you buy him tear away pants? He seems to make it to the nekkid-side of life in a matter of nanoseconds.
BTW – *this* is the kind of thing you want to tell his future girlfriends …
July 9th, 2008 at 12:45 pm, Momo Fali Says:
I hope you’re not out of bleach.
July 9th, 2008 at 3:43 pm, Julie Says:
“So far” — if by 8:30 you’re already seeing naked-butt tattles, it kind of sets a tone for the day, doesn’t it?
July 9th, 2008 at 5:14 pm, HeyJoe Says:
Beware of pink eye should his butt near your pillow.
July 9th, 2008 at 7:01 pm, michelle Says:
that is called skooching (sp?) in our household. we often find our fat cats trying to do that across the floor or god forbid the bed. maybe ian learned that from sid?
July 9th, 2008 at 9:00 pm, House frau Says:
Sounds like my son, except his sister reports that he is playing with his penis.
July 9th, 2008 at 9:03 pm, catnip Says:
Time to do the laundry.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:26 am, laura Says:
this sounds so much like my circus that it scares me. thanks for stopping by and saying hello.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:21 pm, ilinap Says:
My boys rub their naked little butts on our bed after bath time when they’re monkeying around instead of putting on pajamas. Nothing like some naked butt germs on the same pillow you mash your face into. At least it’s after bath. Good times.