Step 1) Meet a friend in 10th grade.
Step 2) Stay in touch with aforementioned friend for 20 years.
Step 3) Have children.
Step 4) Wait for friend to get a job in your town and move 1000 miles north.
Step 6) Wait until that guy is unemployed.
Step 7) Invite the two of them over to dinner.
Step 8 ) Give guy friend many beers and then sucker him into babysitting while you go to the gym.
And there you have it! Simple.
You are thinking it would be easier to just pay a neighborhood kid, aren’t you?