You know how when you go to birthday parties for little kids your children get parting gifts?* I went to a birthday party this weekend where the adults got parting gifts too, and my parting gift was a baggie full of ham.
Seriously. A sandwich bag with ham in it.
(Curse my broken camera!)
It wasn’t a joke either. This is what happens when vegetarians serve cold cuts to guests.
Either way I challenge you to come up with a more bizarre take-away from a party. (And no fair saying laundry nuts.) It has to be real, and bonus points if it was something consumable.
Side note: I could not find a picture of ham in a baggie on Google Image, but I did find this handy Pork Cut Chart.
* Seriously. Not necessary. You don’t have to bribe my kids to come over to your house and eat cake. Plus they will probably just trash your place. It is really nice, but you shouldn’t feel obligated to do it.