The Most Unusual Tattle This Morning*

“Mommy, Ian is naked again and he is touching his butt all over your bed!” __ * So far.

This Might Sounds Unreasonable At First

I know that it would be expensive and I understand that he will probably grow out of them in the next month or so but I honestly think if I put lo-jack on Ian’s shoes it would save me time and ease my mental strife. What do you think?

The Big News

So remember forever ago when I told you that I had something really exciting happening in July and I told you I would tell you what it was and then I never mentioned it again? Well, I couldn’t tell you yet because we had to wait for all of the legal stuff to get taken [...]

Aaaaaaah. That’s Better.

Sure I am sort of smashed in the front corner of the front bedroom and sure there is only one tiny little bar, and no it isn’t our connection I am stealing it from a neighbor, but I have internet at the beach house! And now that I have spent 45 minutes trying to establish [...]

Again with the Honesty

Me: We’re going to the beach tomorrow. Won’t that be fun? Ian: Mama, I don’t want you to go. Me: You don’t want me to go? Ian: No, just me and Claudia and Nonny and Papa. You stay here. Me: Why don’t you want me to go to the beach with you? Is it because [...]