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By: Sarah and the Goon Squad » I Don’t Know Why I Even Bother With Contests

Tue, 11 Nov 2008 22:08:08 +0000

[...] Hey. Remember my last traffic contest? [...]

By: Gidge

Gidge — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 22:37:59 +0000

I might be late entering, but today I got a hit for “Ghetto Grape Jelly BBQ Sauce”……which I think is a FINE search!

By: M.A. Smith

M.A. Smith — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 06:36:13 +0000

On my blog, I talked about the princess, but for this experiment, who cares?

I’d like to add: dog in the closet.

I wonder what people are looking for when they search for that (are they looking for info on gay dogs?)

By: velocibadgergirl

velocibadgergirl — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 03:50:45 +0000

Regrettably, I get lots of hits for “diapered women,” (no earthly idea why) so try that.

By: Ree

Ree — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 01:19:54 +0000

zomg, I forgot about this! Dude – football season. I’m a shoe-in.

By: Momo Fali

Momo Fali — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 19:00:24 +0000

I don’t even know what I meant by that. Oh wait, it had something to do with Anna Nicole…I think.

Anyway, I would like to offer:

-Big Ol’ Jed Left the Light On

-Dark Mole on Butthole

-Hellga Humiliates Small Lady

By: ali

ali — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 15:08:45 +0000

i’m telling you. the top three searches to my site are all forms of pokemon porn. usually involving ash and dawn. and the “f” word. NICE

By: mp

mp — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 15:05:36 +0000

This was used to search and find MY blog on google..I can’t make this shit up:

sarah and the goon squad rap songs white

By: amanda

amanda — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 03:46:41 +0000

I was wondering what had happened to this one. (My entry is under theotherbear. It was so long ago I lost that blog in a divorce and started a new one, got the new secret one discovered by family who were less than impressed by the content, and am now undercover. Or trying to think of a new blog name and fake name).

By: Snarky Amber

Snarky Amber — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 00:10:20 +0000

I can’t choose between these three:

“the woman needed to tinkle”
“bridal party wet peeing panties split crotch”
“wearing panties at your desk”

seriously, I should write about peeing my pants ALL THE TIME.