The 5 Most Baffling Sex Scenes in the History of Fan Fiction. (Thanks Gabe.)
Warren Sapp dancing with the stars? I’m setting my TiVo right now.
I am still not over hearing Queensryche in the grocery store.
Cake Wrecks is totally worth checking out. (Stolen from Sweetney’s Linkblog)
I used to have a fish named Danzig.

















My fish was named Bubbles.
Isn’t Cloris Lechman like 100? How on earth is she going to dance?
My fish was Spike.
Yes, I enjoy Cake Wrecks. It is so worth checking out.
I heart Warren Sapp. They have finally found a way to make we watch that fucking show. DAMMIT.
I use to have a fish named “GWAR!”
I had Sid Vicious. (Those Betta fighting fish deserve kick a** names….)
My fish (which was my first pet) was named Fu Manchu. I only mention that he was my first pet because having a fish named Fu Manchu means that you have some awesome porn star names, soap opera names, etc.
And cake wrecks has been making us laugh at work all week.
I wanna know what grocery store was playing Queensryche, and how I can lobby for similar awesomeness where I live.
Of course, out here you frequently The Shins and Tegan & Sara in pizza shops, so it’s not like we want for cool.
I totally should not have clicked on that first link. *shudder*
I had two frogs. One was named Glenn and one was named Eerie.
If there is any justice in the world, Warren Sapp and Misty May-Traynor will last longer than Cloris Leachman and Kim Kardashian. D’ya think Emmitt Smith is coming back to cheer for Sapp?
Have you seen http://www.sorryimissedyourparty.com/ The cake link reminded me of it. It is the one blog I can count on to make me laugh out loud every single time I visit.
Small warning that some of the photos are sometimes not safe for work.
And a snail named sea cow.