Randomness Part 116

The 5 Most Baffling Sex Scenes in the History of Fan Fiction. (Thanks Gabe.)

Warren Sapp dancing with the stars? I’m setting my TiVo right now.

I am still not over hearing Queensryche in the grocery store.

Cake Wrecks is totally worth checking out. (Stolen from Sweetney’s Linkblog)

I used to have a fish named Danzig.

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Comments

  1. Assertagirl says:

    My fish was named Bubbles.

  2. Jenni says:

    Isn’t Cloris Lechman like 100? How on earth is she going to dance?

    My fish was Spike.

  3. The Mrs. says:

    Yes, I enjoy Cake Wrecks. It is so worth checking out.

  4. Gidge says:

    I heart Warren Sapp. They have finally found a way to make we watch that fucking show. DAMMIT.

  5. I use to have a fish named “GWAR!”

  6. cheryl says:

    I had Sid Vicious. (Those Betta fighting fish deserve kick a** names….)

  7. Molly says:

    My fish (which was my first pet) was named Fu Manchu. I only mention that he was my first pet because having a fish named Fu Manchu means that you have some awesome porn star names, soap opera names, etc.

    And cake wrecks has been making us laugh at work all week.

  8. I wanna know what grocery store was playing Queensryche, and how I can lobby for similar awesomeness where I live.

    Of course, out here you frequently The Shins and Tegan & Sara in pizza shops, so it’s not like we want for cool.

  9. Christina says:

    I totally should not have clicked on that first link. *shudder*

  10. tori says:

    I had two frogs. One was named Glenn and one was named Eerie.

  11. MamaKaren says:

    If there is any justice in the world, Warren Sapp and Misty May-Traynor will last longer than Cloris Leachman and Kim Kardashian. D’ya think Emmitt Smith is coming back to cheer for Sapp?

  12. Alison says:

    Have you seen http://www.sorryimissedyourparty.com/ The cake link reminded me of it. It is the one blog I can count on to make me laugh out loud every single time I visit.

    Small warning that some of the photos are sometimes not safe for work.

  13. And a snail named sea cow.