I was standing in the checkout line at Safeway on Saturday when I noticed the woman in front of me had on really pointy high heels.
It was 10:00 am on a Saturday so it caught my attention.
So I looked at her outfit. She had on a black pleated skirt and an off the shoulder thin white semi-sparkly sweater.
She also had really skinny legs. And no hips. Oh my god is that a wig?
And she was probably 6′ 2″.
I was in a good mood all day.
I cannot even begin to explain why seeing a drag queen in the grocery store made me so happy that day. Maybe I was missing Orlando. (Orlando seemed to be very drag queen heavy. Or maybe it was just the fact that when I lived there half of my friends were gay men so I just spent a lot of time in places where drag queens liked to hang out.) Maybe it was just seeing something in such an unexpected place.
Maybe I have deeper issues.