Comments on: Lamest Excuse Ever

By: Ma Mcfartington

Ma Mcfartington — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 22:26:56 +0000

You should see some of the notes parents send in. I got one that said, “___ was absent because he had that I had to treat”. Found out later it was lice - YEAH.

Also, my grandmother sent in a note that my dad was absent because he went to the race track with his dad. That one wasn’t excused!

By: Gidge

Gidge — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 19:15:15 +0000

I’ve got some AntiMonkey Butt Powder if she thinks it will help.

By: WickedStepMom

WickedStepMom — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 15:17:25 +0000

Will the next excuse be that everything smells bad at school? I got that one once..

By: DC Urban Dad

DC Urban Dad — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 14:58:50 +0000

How weird that is what I used to skip work last week.

By: cartoongoddess

cartoongoddess — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 12:47:15 +0000

About as good as “butt-fire”.

By: Kristabella

Kristabella — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 04:55:02 +0000

Isn’t preschool a little early for the lame excuses?

By: Casey

Casey — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 03:16:58 +0000

My friend’s daughter actually DID have worms and my friend didn’t believe her. She actually got mad at the kid and accused her of lying. Man did she feel like shit afterwards!

By: Colleen-Wineplz

Colleen-Wineplz — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 02:24:49 +0000

certainly a better excuse than her hair hurt.

By: Carolyn...Online

Carolyn...Online — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 00:29:28 +0000

Really though who wants to sit in the sandbox all day with an itchy bootie?

By: HeyJoe

HeyJoe — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 23:27:07 +0000

I’ve used that same excuse. Well, I probably used a different excuse, but that was the reason!