It Must Have Been One Hell of a Party

“Mommy. When I look at your tummy it reminds me what a good time I had in your uterus.”

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Comments

  1. Sounds like someone needs a hug.

    I’d smack him.

  2. DC Urban Dad says:

    He will do well with the ladies.

  3. Xdm says:

    Oh yes, the Ladies. As long as he never subs in “vagina.”

  4. Erika Jurney says:

    oh god, that’s hilarious!

  5. Alison says:

    Hahaha! Well, at least he enjoyed his time there!

  6. Headless Mom says:

    You’re kidding me?! Hilarious! Good thing my kids aren’t saying stuff like that. They loked it so much that they were both over due and had to be induced out of there!

  7. Sarah says:

    That is too funny and very cute!

  8. I don’t even know what to say.

  9. Arwen says:

    My daughter has looked at me a few times and said ‘I think I need to nurse’. She stopped when she was 6 months old, I have no idea where this comes from.
    Help us.

  10. Wendy says:

    Mine says, “it was great; I had my own private swimming pool and I didn’t want to leave it.” :)

    uterus?

  11. Eric tells me that mine had a TV.

  12. I think you have just about the funniest 4 year olds EVAH!

  13. Ree says:

    Snort. What a waste of a good pinot grigio – thanks. Now I must lick my monitor.

  14. Chris says:

    Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious.

  15. Brenda says:

    OMG! I would totally tattoo that over my stretch marks if my kid said that! Excellent!

    That’s my belly marks, not sayin’ you have any! Either way, you have a fricken hilarious kid!

  16. Gidge says:

    All I remember about them being in our tummies was the massive quantities of Tums we shared as though they were delicacies….

  17. Jacki says:

    Oh I can’t wait for a witty 4 year old. Right now I have a two year old, that just points at my new hairdo, and says “silly mommy, silly” I guess that is what I get for getting a mohawk…

  18. Hygiene Dad says:

    THAT is just slightly creepy.

  19. Hahahaha! How cute!

  20. The Mrs. says:

    That’s so funny!!

  21. HeyJoe says:

    There’s NOTHING like when your parents go away for the weekend and you’ve got the uterus all to yourself.

    HELLS BELLS

  22. THAT. IS. THE. MOST. AWESOME. THING. EVER. SAID. IN. THE. HISTORY. OF. THE. INTERNETS.

  23. Rachel says:

    HILARIOUS! I love the things kids say……

  24. Kerry says:

    I’ll never look at my belly the same way again!

  25. That is just awesome. I can’t wait for Theo to start talking. I can only IMAGINE what will come out of his mouth. Oy.