It Must Have Been One Hell of a Party

“Mommy. When I look at your tummy it reminds me what a good time I had in your uterus.”

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  1. Sounds like someone needs a hug.

    I’d smack him.

  2. He will do well with the ladies.

  3. Oh yes, the Ladies. As long as he never subs in “vagina.”

  4. oh god, that’s hilarious!

  5. Hahaha! Well, at least he enjoyed his time there!

  6. You’re kidding me?! Hilarious! Good thing my kids aren’t saying stuff like that. They loked it so much that they were both over due and had to be induced out of there!

  7. That is too funny and very cute!

  8. I don’t even know what to say.

  9. My daughter has looked at me a few times and said ‘I think I need to nurse’. She stopped when she was 6 months old, I have no idea where this comes from.
    Help us.

  10. Mine says, “it was great; I had my own private swimming pool and I didn’t want to leave it.” :)


  11. Eric tells me that mine had a TV.

  12. I think you have just about the funniest 4 year olds EVAH!

  13. Snort. What a waste of a good pinot grigio – thanks. Now I must lick my monitor.

  14. Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious.

  15. OMG! I would totally tattoo that over my stretch marks if my kid said that! Excellent!

    That’s my belly marks, not sayin’ you have any! Either way, you have a fricken hilarious kid!

  16. All I remember about them being in our tummies was the massive quantities of Tums we shared as though they were delicacies….

  17. Oh I can’t wait for a witty 4 year old. Right now I have a two year old, that just points at my new hairdo, and says “silly mommy, silly” I guess that is what I get for getting a mohawk…

  18. THAT is just slightly creepy.

  19. Hahahaha! How cute!

  20. That’s so funny!!

  21. There’s NOTHING like when your parents go away for the weekend and you’ve got the uterus all to yourself.



  23. HILARIOUS! I love the things kids say……

  24. I’ll never look at my belly the same way again!

  25. That is just awesome. I can’t wait for Theo to start talking. I can only IMAGINE what will come out of his mouth. Oy.

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