I have a new theory regarding gnats and mosquitoes.
I say that the gnats just fly around your face and try to distract you while the mosquitoes bite the living shit out of your foot.
I’m not sure what the gnats are getting out of this deal. Maybe the mosquitoes are paying them off in gnat crack or possibly pissing me off is just what gnats live for.
I don’t know, but I do know this – we were only outside for about an hour and I have four huge mosquito bites on my right foot.
Job well done gnats. I hope you tiny bastards are happy now.