My kids have been talking about my reproductive organs a lot.
For example – this morning they were arguing about who got to choose the television how they watched before school. I was sick of the fighting so I turned off the tv and told them that they needed to work it out amongst themselves. They could either pick a show that they could both agree on or figure out who got to go first.
After a few minutes they came to the following conclusion:
Whoever came out of my uterus first got to pick the first television show.
They asked me who came out first. I told them Ian did* and then they were both happy. Ian chose “Phineas and Ferb”.
I swear that this is true. What kind of four year olds talk like that? Do your children talk about your uterus all of the time? I’m starting to feel self conscious about my insides.
* A whopping two minutes before his sister.