Comments on: Do Any Other Kids Talk Like This?

By: Celex's Mom

Celex's Mom — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 02:07:43 +0000

As a twin, I can totally relate to birth order mattering (we had always been told that we were 8 minutes apart, but in highschool, saw birth certificates and realized it was only 5. The elder of us — not me — said her entire life was built on being older by 8, so we are 8 minutes apart). In terms of *my* kids, my 5 year old son recently was talking about being naked when in my uterus… and having gotten there by “daddy planting the special seed in your secret garden!”

By: Heather of the EO

Heather of the EO — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 21:18:19 +0000

My 3 year old doesn’t yet know much about my uterus. But he does ask me all about my “boobers” quite frequently.
He asked me why I have that “big hole in my body” the other day. I asked what hole he meant, and he pointed where my cleavage used to be. I had just bent over to tuck him in. I guess he saw down my shirt. The wide space between my once full breasts now appears to be a gaping hole. Nice.

By: Sarah too

Sarah too — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 05:40:39 +0000

Hee hee. Nice! They sound like great kids.

Okay, I have a uterus story of my own: when my oldest son was newly 3, he carried his baby doll with him everywhere. So, we’re at the grocery store one day and a woman stranger spots him with the doll. She approaches and says: “Awwwww, how cute. Is that your baby?” He thinks for a moment and replies: “Yes, she was in my uterus and then came out my vagina.”

By: Ree

Ree — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 01:45:59 +0000

The sixteen-year-old? Is disgusted that I HAVE a uterus.

By: Gidge

Gidge — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 18:40:08 +0000

At least they don’t start stories with “Remember that time the babies came out of your vagina?”

By: Michelle

Michelle — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 18:08:26 +0000

Gabriel only knows any private parts in a foreign language He often asks how Luke came out, but I know if I told him the truth he would totally be tramatized. He is really sensitive about that stuff.

By: mp

mp — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 17:55:13 +0000

My step son is all about the dog and cats body parts..which is fine with me. Butt wholes and penis’s mostly…

By: Laurie

Laurie — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 15:46:27 +0000

C pokes at my (flabby) belly because he likes the jiggle he says. That’s love for you…

By: TwoBusy

TwoBusy — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 15:02:23 +0000

The day my kids begin discussing my wife’s… uh… woman parts is the day I leave the room, walk into my back yard, and start slamming a claw hammer into my head.

By: Cynthia Samuels

Cynthia Samuels — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 03:22:51 +0000

I actually think it’s a credit to their mother that they talk like that. Knowledge is power.