If you are here looking for information on Sarah Palin’s goon squad, sadly you are in the wrong place but I really appreciate your stopping by. I know, I used to be one of two Sarahs that had a goon squad – the other one has a lot of pictures on the internet and she [...]
Questions for You
September 11, 2008
1) What is your favorite kind of beer? 2) Who do you think is going to win this Presidential Election? 2b) Who are you going to vote for? 3) When you were little, what did you wish your first name was? 4) Do you watch “Top Design”? 5) What song did you dance to at [...]
We Either Need a Reality Check or a Vocabulary Lesson
September 10, 2008
Claudia just told her brother that she was an expert at basketball. First of all, she is only like three feet tall. Second of all, she can’t dribble. Third of all, she is four years old. Fourth of all, she has no game. Besides who dresses like this specifically to play basketball? Either she has [...]
Listen Here, Hanna
September 6, 2008
*clears throat* Listen here, Hanna because I have a couple of things I would like to say to you. 1) I didn’t leave sunny Florida and learn how to drive in snow to live through hurricanes. I live HOURS from the beach. Hurricanes are unacceptable. 2) Enough with the power flashing on and off. I [...]
Mosquito Bite Backlash
September 4, 2008
Holy sweet mother of Jebus I look like I have leg acne. The mosquitoes are brutal this year. Brutal I tell you! I would take a picture of how bad my legs looks but 1) I am afraid to shave because I have so many scabs and 2) I can’t find my camera. This leads [...]
Three Embarrassing Confessions
September 2, 2008
Confession #1. Thanks to my cohorts over at MamaPop I am hopelessly addicted to The Twilight Series. Yes, I am reading young adult fiction. I am reading an entire series of young adult fiction – and it is about vampires – and I am staying up way to late at night to read these books, [...]
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