Comments on: Squint

By: Kristabella

Kristabella — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 22:24:18 +0000

I can barely read line 9 and I’m on a laptop not far from my face AND wearing my glasses!

By: Emma

Emma — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 14:08:49 +0000

Meh. I’m not even going to try – I’m under twenty, and I have worse vision than my father. *sob*

By: 12ontheinside

12ontheinside — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 23:43:38 +0000

I can read to line 7. Under that? Must be just a pattern. Or dots. I think if I were reading it out to an optometrist I’d just go with “Fullstop, fullstop, fullstop, fullstop…”

By: Ma Mcfartington

Ma Mcfartington — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 22:02:52 +0000

I can, but I can read anything that is within two feet of my face.

By: HeyJoe

HeyJoe — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 18:33:51 +0000

Yes, I can read it.

I can also see you naked if I squint really hard. See my father, Jor-El told me to only use my powers for good, but I say eff that. Me usey my powers to see naked ladies!

By: Maternal Mirth

Maternal Mirth — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 16:41:01 +0000

The last line actually reads “There is no way in h-e-l-l you’re actually going to read this, so quit pretending. And you look really douchey squinting like that.”

By: Aunt Bob

Aunt Bob — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 16:23:17 +0000

I used to be able to (then I turned 35).

By: Jen

Jen — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 16:02:28 +0000

My dad can. He’s got like 20/10 vision which I didn’t even know is possible but I guess it is if you’re my dad. But otherwise no, I don’t think anyone can read that.

By: Hilary

Hilary — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 14:56:16 +0000

I would go with “hilarious little joke for Opthamologists.” Those wacky Opthamologists, always making hilarious jokes.

By: Patience

Patience — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 14:14:36 +0000

I usually can’t read very many of the lines, unless I have my glasses on. And that kinda defeats the purpose, doesn’t it??