Claudia: Mommy, do you want to see what is under my pajamas? Me: Are you hitting on me? Claudia: *blank stare* ___ In case you were wondering it was Tinkerbell underwear.
Archives for November 2008
I am going to be 36 years old in December. It doesn’t really bother me too much. I feel like I am in a very good place for my age. I have two children, a wonderful husband, a nice house, several jobs that I enjoy and good friends. Things are going well for me. Here […]
Gabe was wondering if they sold this in grown up sizes? Barbie Hot Tub Party Bus. WOOOOOOOOOOO! Seriously? Two ladies, one guy. I wish I could make this picture even bigger because I don’t know if you can see that Ken even has a drink in his hand. That man doll has it made. The […]
Gabe and I get to go on a date while on vacation. What is the best restaurant in Tampa? An Arrested Development movie? Could it be true? Marriage laws according to the Bible. My Top Chef Season 5 Predictions. This one is for all of the Google perverts out there: Sarah Palin vagina. That is […]
I just yelled (with absolutely no sarcasm whatsoever) “IAN! STOP DOING THINGS THAT MAKE YOU FALL DOWN!”
It is snowing outside and the girl came home and changed into her “disco outfit”. A flowered sun dress. *** (Sorry, that is what you get when Twitter is broken.)
I don’t know what you did last night, but I went to the Redskins game with my buddy De in DC. It was cold and the Redskins lost but we had a great time. I would tell you more but I am prohibited in doing so without the express written consent of the NFL. And […]
The Problem with Working From Home Originally uploaded by Sarah606 It is like “Stomp” at my house. All. Day. Long. _____ (Um, hello side justification. I wonder how that happened?) _____ Please ignore my voice. I usually sound much less nasal. It must be a side effect of the raging headache.
It was almost bedtime and Claudia and I were in her bedroom picking out pajamas. Mom, I’ve got something I need to tell you. I know she is only four, but something about the way she said it – or maybe it was the look on her face – let me know that she had […]
Have you guys read “The White Trash Mom Handbook”? (if you can memorize a lot of words in a row the full title is The White Trash Mom Handbook: Embrace Your Inner Trailerpark, Forget Perfection, Resist Assimilation into the PTA, Stay Sane, and Keep Your Sense of Humor). I just finished reading it yesterday. I […]
Hey. Remember my last traffic contest? Me neither, until just now. I think I was supposed to announce a winner back in September. That clearly didn’t go as planned, but I remembered today. I remembered after getting 26 unique hits for “vagina picture”. You see, last year Ali won the contest (the gist was to […]
Homeschooling blogs with misspelled words and bad grammar make me very nervous. Is it just me or does Heroes really blow this season? Is Chinese Democracy really finally being released tomorrow? Does anyone still care? I’ve decided I’m over it. Is there a reason nobody has won anything for me on blingo for months now? […]