Claudia: Mommy, do you want to see what is under my pajamas?
Me: Are you hitting on me?
Claudia: *blank stare*
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In case you were wondering it was Tinkerbell underwear.
I am going to be 36 years old in December. It doesn’t really bother me too much. I feel like I am in a very good place for my age. I have two children, a wonderful husband, a nice house, several jobs that I enjoy and good friends. Things are going well for me.
Here is the thing that freaks me out. My friends that I met in college, I have now known them for half of my life.
Children that were born when I was a senior in high school are now seniors in high school.
Process that.
Gabe was wondering if they sold this in grown up sizes?
Barbie Hot Tub Party Bus.
WOOOOOOOOOOO!
Seriously? Two ladies, one guy. I wish I could make this picture even bigger because I don’t know if you can see that Ken even has a drink in his hand. That man doll has it made.
The hot tub party bus would be perfect for tailgate parties. The description says it features a fold out hot tub, flashing lights, songs and lots of fun accessories.
Sweet.
This party bus had everything.
Gabe and I get to go on a date while on vacation. What is the best restaurant in Tampa?
An Arrested Development movie? Could it be true?
Marriage laws according to the Bible.
My Top Chef Season 5 Predictions.
This one is for all of the Google perverts out there: Sarah Palin vagina.
That is all.
I just yelled (with absolutely no sarcasm whatsoever) “IAN! STOP DOING THINGS THAT MAKE YOU FALL DOWN!”
