Sarah and the Goon Squad

question_mark I briefly considered asking you 2008 questions but since that is completely insane I will limit myself to eight.

You shouldn’t feel pressured to answer all of these but please try to answer at least one of them.

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1) What was the best movie you saw in 2008? 2008

2) What was the worst movie you saw in 2008?

3) What was the best album you bought in 2008?

4) What was the best book you read in 2008?

5) Who do you think is going to win the Super Bowl?

6) What is better bacon or beer?

7) Did you win anything in 2008?

8 ) What was the best present you got in 2008?

Happy New Year everyone. I hope you all have a babysitter and a pregnant friend that will be the designated driver tonight. I know I do.

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 11:06 am | 44 Comments

Ian: Mom? Who takes over the world?

Me: What do you mean?

Ian: I mean who takes over the world?

Me: I don’t know. The meek?

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 8:57 am | 18 Comments

I was just wondering. If you are pregnant with twins is it legal to drive in the HOV-3 lanes?

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 2:06 pm | 23 Comments

This morning Claudia told me that she couldn’t handle Ian because her adenoids hurt too much.

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I’ve been trying all morning and I’m pretty sure I can’t feel my adenoids at all.

Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 2:53 pm | 6 Comments

When you buy cheap toilet paper you aren’t really getting a bargain.

You will pay for it in the end.

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Posted by Goon Squad Sarah @ 12:56 pm | 5 Comments