I briefly considered asking you 2008 questions but since that is completely insane I will limit myself to eight. You shouldn’t feel pressured to answer all of these but please try to answer at least one of them. ___ 1) What was the best movie you saw in 2008? 2) What was the worst movie [...]
Ian: Mom? Who takes over the world? Me: What do you mean? Ian: I mean who takes over the world? Me: I don’t know. The meek?
I was just wondering. If you are pregnant with twins is it legal to drive in the HOV-3 lanes?
This morning Claudia told me that she couldn’t handle Ian because her adenoids hurt too much. *** I’ve been trying all morning and I’m pretty sure I can’t feel my adenoids at all.
When you buy cheap toilet paper you aren’t really getting a bargain. You will pay for it in the end. ***
Do you think you look fat? If you do it is because you are pregnant with me and Claudia. That was a close one. Is it just me or does my hair look different too?
I read too many blogs. I know this because I realized that the whole time I was reading the Twilight series whenever I read about Alice I was actually picturing Angela from Fluid Pudding. Am I the only person who doesn’t send out Holiday Cards? I am starting to feel like a total tool, but [...]
Claudia sometimes travels with a pack of imaginary princesses. This week they have a rock and roll band. Claudia used to play drums for this band but she has switched to the piano. (I don’t, maybe they are releasing an album of power ballads.) Tinkerbell sings and Cinderella – she handles the lights. ___ (…and [...]
22 minutes. That is how long it took from the time we walked in the front door today until BOTH children opened the gifts they made for their parents for Christmas at school. The each unwrapped the present that they themselves had gift wrapped not three hours earlier. Then they lied to me – Oh [...]
Hey remember how I went to Chuck E. Cheese’s for my anniversary dinner? Guess what I get to do for my birthday? I get to co-op in Claudia’s preschool class! Aren’t I the luckiest girl in the whole wide world? (Remind sometime me to tell you the story of how I baked cookies for her [...]
When I worked in an office never once did I have to get up from my desk to wipe someones butt. Not once.
The kids and I were driving to the grocery store the other day. Because seriously, that is pretty much all we do, but that really isn’t part of this story. As we were passing the bus stop we saw one of the teachers from their preschool. “Hey look guys!” I said “It is Mr. R.” [...]