Last night I tried to take out my contacts and nothing happened.
Nothing came out. It was all very strange.
So I checked in my contact case and those little suckers were already in there.
I have absolutely no recollection of taking them out.
The freaky part is that I must have taken them out less than 10 minutes before I tried to take them out again. Is this early onset Alzheimer’s Disease? Did I have a blackout? Did aliens come down and remove my contacts and then erase my memory? Was it Hiro playing a practical joke?
Whatever happened it made me feel stupid and it hurt really bad. The end.