December 8, 2008
A direct quote from Claudia:
“I am going to the bathroom and I am going to go poop and I am not calling you in to help me wipe because I am going to wipe all by myself and it is going to be a lot of poop. More poop than you ever had in your life. Hmph.”
Burn me.
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December 8th, 2008 at 1:01 pm, mp Says:
WOW..she told you for sure.. I hope you feel really bad due to her independance and verification that you are feeding her well!
December 8th, 2008 at 1:50 pm, shiny Says:
Lots and lots of poop?
I’m afraid to say: if that’s not the sign of a future politician — I don’t know what is.
December 8th, 2008 at 1:57 pm, cheryl Says:
Too funny! I recently got a reverse one from our long-time self-wiper, “Mom, I KNOW this is going to be diarrhea, so be ready. I’ll probably need your help.”
Eesh. Shall we introduce our toilet talking twosomes?
December 8th, 2008 at 2:13 pm, PunditMom Says:
Not to get all scary on you, but buckle up for the teen years!
December 8th, 2008 at 2:20 pm, Holly Says:
Funny. You must have been crushed that she wouldn’t let you help with THAT.
December 8th, 2008 at 2:27 pm, mayberry Says:
I would gladly accept the veiled threats in exchange for wiping independence.
December 8th, 2008 at 3:18 pm, HeyJoe Says:
As the kids would say, you got served.
December 8th, 2008 at 3:48 pm, Stimey Says:
I wouldn’t mess with her!
December 8th, 2008 at 3:51 pm, cartoongoddess Says:
Oy. Warn me first before you post something that funny.
It’s hard to get up off the floor when you’re this congested.
December 8th, 2008 at 4:29 pm, BeAGoodDad Says:
I’d be careful. She didn’t say what she was going to wipe with!
December 8th, 2008 at 4:41 pm, Hilary Says:
Wow. You should try hard to never forget that. That is something you can tease her about for her whole life.
December 8th, 2008 at 7:17 pm, Mom101 Says:
So isn’t the answer to that, “You do that!”
I mean I don’t know about you, but I’m not about to get all excited about winning the “most poop ever” contest.
December 8th, 2008 at 7:30 pm, Lori Says:
I take it she’s still upset with you? I’m sure you were SO upset with not being able to help with that. Ew.
December 8th, 2008 at 8:05 pm, Molly Says:
Bwahahahahah!
I so needed this.
December 8th, 2008 at 8:42 pm, vodkamom Says:
Are you shitting me?
December 8th, 2008 at 9:52 pm, Kristi Says:
Oh my.
December 9th, 2008 at 12:50 am, Markkkkkkk Says:
she takes after Gabe (poop volume wise)
December 9th, 2008 at 9:30 am, Patience Says:
nice . . .
December 9th, 2008 at 11:05 am, WickedStepMom Says:
Atleast she warned you that it was going to be a lot. It could have been worse…
December 9th, 2008 at 11:06 am, patois Says:
Sounds like she’s a champion pooper, putting all of us to shame.
December 9th, 2008 at 12:24 pm, DC Urban Dad Says:
At least she is honest.
Sorry bout the loss
December 9th, 2008 at 1:50 pm, Michelle Says:
love it! Claudia and Gabriel would be quite a pair together! She reminds me of him so much!
December 9th, 2008 at 5:54 pm, Mac & Cheese Says:
Sadly, I’m jealous. It sounds like a threat, but at least the poo is going where it’s supposed to.
December 9th, 2008 at 9:31 pm, April Says:
That is so funny!!!
December 10th, 2008 at 12:05 pm, TwoBusy Says:
I’m glad you didn’t feel it necessary to challenge her on the whole “More poop than you ever had in your life” thing.
December 12th, 2008 at 12:02 am, nonlineargirl Says:
Wow. If Ada said that I think I would cry tears of joy.
December 12th, 2008 at 9:28 am, carol at A Second Cup Says:
If she wants to wiped herself I would stand outside the door doing the happy dance!
December 21st, 2008 at 11:01 pm, UrbanVox Says:
did you check every corner of the bathroom after that???
behind the door maybe?