Is She Threatening Me?

A direct quote from Claudia:

“I am going to the bathroom and I am going to go poop and I am not calling you in to help me wipe because I am going to wipe all by myself and it is going to be a lot of poop. More poop than you ever had in your life. Hmph.”

Burn me.

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Comments

  1. mp says:

    WOW..she told you for sure.. I hope you feel really bad due to her independance and verification that you are feeding her well!

  2. shiny says:

    Lots and lots of poop?

    I’m afraid to say: if that’s not the sign of a future politician — I don’t know what is.

  3. cheryl says:

    Too funny! I recently got a reverse one from our long-time self-wiper, “Mom, I KNOW this is going to be diarrhea, so be ready. I’ll probably need your help.”

    Eesh. Shall we introduce our toilet talking twosomes? ;)

  4. PunditMom says:

    Not to get all scary on you, but buckle up for the teen years! ;)

  5. Holly says:

    Funny. You must have been crushed that she wouldn’t let you help with THAT.

  6. mayberry says:

    I would gladly accept the veiled threats in exchange for wiping independence.

  7. HeyJoe says:

    As the kids would say, you got served.

  8. Stimey says:

    I wouldn’t mess with her!

  9. Oy. Warn me first before you post something that funny.

    It’s hard to get up off the floor when you’re this congested.

  10. BeAGoodDad says:

    I’d be careful. She didn’t say what she was going to wipe with!

  11. Hilary says:

    Wow. You should try hard to never forget that. That is something you can tease her about for her whole life.

  12. Mom101 says:

    So isn’t the answer to that, “You do that!”

    I mean I don’t know about you, but I’m not about to get all excited about winning the “most poop ever” contest.

  13. Lori says:

    I take it she’s still upset with you? I’m sure you were SO upset with not being able to help with that. Ew.

  14. Molly says:

    Bwahahahahah!

    I so needed this.

  15. vodkamom says:

    Are you shitting me?

  16. Kristi says:

    Oh my.

  17. Markkkkkkk says:

    she takes after Gabe (poop volume wise)

  18. Patience says:

    nice . . .

  19. Atleast she warned you that it was going to be a lot. It could have been worse…

  20. patois says:

    Sounds like she’s a champion pooper, putting all of us to shame.

  21. DC Urban Dad says:

    At least she is honest.

    Sorry bout the loss :)

  22. Michelle says:

    love it! Claudia and Gabriel would be quite a pair together! She reminds me of him so much!

  23. Mac & Cheese says:

    Sadly, I’m jealous. It sounds like a threat, but at least the poo is going where it’s supposed to.

  24. April says:

    That is so funny!!!

  25. TwoBusy says:

    I’m glad you didn’t feel it necessary to challenge her on the whole “More poop than you ever had in your life” thing.

  26. Wow. If Ada said that I think I would cry tears of joy.

  27. If she wants to wiped herself I would stand outside the door doing the happy dance!

  28. UrbanVox says:

    did you check every corner of the bathroom after that??? :)
    behind the door maybe?