“Mommy,” he said “I made you something at school today.” “Oh really?” I asked “What is it?” “I can’t tell you.” he replied. “It is a surprise. For Christmas. For Christmas I made you a picture frame. I made a picture frame with a picture of me in it. Teacher Lisa took pictures of all [...]
Randomness Part 122
December 11, 2008
Awwww. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie both got nominated for a Golden Globe this year. How sweet. Maybe they should celebrate by having another child. Seriously. I could not be more sick of these two. I used to love Brad Pitt. He is in several of my favorite movies. Now I just want to not [...]
Why I Can Not Do Math
December 11, 2008
I love trivia. I have extensive useless knowledge rattling around in my head. I was reminded of this when I played a game of Trivial Pursuit with my family over Thanksgiving. We were playing the original version. You know – Genus 1. My brother and father maintain that I am so good because I memorized [...]
You Want to Know What is Cold?
December 9, 2008
Morgantown, West Virginia. Milan Puskar Stadium. At night. In December. That is what is cold. That is pretty much the only decent picture I took at the game. I know, I went all the was to West Virginia to watch a football game and I only took four pictures. I forced Gabe to take one [...]
Is She Threatening Me?
December 8, 2008
A direct quote from Claudia: “I am going to the bathroom and I am going to go poop and I am not calling you in to help me wipe because I am going to wipe all by myself and it is going to be a lot of poop. More poop than you ever had in [...]
I Didn’t Even Say it Out Loud
December 5, 2008
I almost wrote a post yesterday about how I had nothing to write about. I chose not to for three reasons 1) That kind of post is mind numbingly boring, 2) I found a picture of my son farting on my brother and thought that you guys might find it as amusing as I did [...]
I Guess I Shouldn’t Have Stayed Up Until 11:00 Watching “Top Chef”
December 4, 2008
Last night I tried to take out my contacts and nothing happened. Nothing came out. It was all very strange. So I checked in my contact case and those little suckers were already in there. I have absolutely no recollection of taking them out. The freaky part is that I must have taken them out [...]
Ian Just Farted
December 3, 2008
Ian Just Farted Originally uploaded by Sarah606 …and that is why Mike and Zoe are laughing so hard.
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