I’m talking about Kidz Bop.
As if the hits of today didn’t already suck bad enough. How could children singing poorly written pop songs possibly make them more palatable?
What parent in their right mind would purchase a Kidz Bop cd and then allow their child to listen to it in their presence?
Maybe it would be hilarious if you were divorced and you would send the child and their evil cd over to your ex’s house with a boom box… but barring revenge what is the upside?
And for the love of God – Why are there 15 of them?
And yeah, that Hanukkah Kidz Bop image is for real as far as I can tell.
Also – do you think these children understand what “sprung” means or “groupies”? What the hell is going on here?
Behold: children and “Baby Got Back”.