February 3, 2009
In my never ending quest to win things from search engines I came across this:

As far as I can remember, Lil Wayne and I have never met and I’m fairly certain we are not related.
I’ve never even heard of Bumpy Johnson, but it sure makes me laugh.
Yes, I’m still a 12 year old boy.
But listen, if Lil Wayne was talking shit about me you guys would tell me, right?
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February 3rd, 2009 at 9:59 pm, Traceytreasure Says:
Hello!
I loved your comment on Assertagirl’s site today. I had to come and visit you.
I love your header so much! I’m going to take a peek at your older posts. Loved your bathroom shot!
Hugs!!
February 3rd, 2009 at 11:28 pm, nonlineargirl Says:
I don’t see the connection either, but now I am giggling. What’s wrong with being a 12 year old boy, except the part where you smell kind of weird?
February 3rd, 2009 at 11:37 pm, Kathi D Says:
Wayne hasn’t said a word but Bumpy and Foo Foo are talking crap.
February 3rd, 2009 at 11:58 pm, mo-wo Says:
But think how much worse it would have been to have Big Wayne in your corner.
So that’s an upside.
February 4th, 2009 at 1:11 am, Headless Mom Says:
Saddest part of this? I would have to google to find out who lil wayne is.
But I’d totally tell you if he was talking smack. Just so you know. I mean, if I heard it.
February 4th, 2009 at 4:17 am, UrbanVox Says:
do you really wanna know what he’s been saying???
February 4th, 2009 at 9:06 am, Hilary Says:
I totally see the connection.
February 4th, 2009 at 11:19 am, Kristabella Says:
You could totally take him. He’s little.
February 4th, 2009 at 1:22 pm, Lisse Says:
Would that be
Little Rabbit Foo Foo
I don’t want to see you
Scooping up the field mice
And bopping them on the head
No? Oh well, I’ll still have that rhyme in my head for the rest of the day and now you can too.
February 4th, 2009 at 1:26 pm, ilinap Says:
A Lil Wayne and a Bumpy Johnson would definitely be deal breakers for me. Wait, are we not talking about what I think we’re talking about?!
February 4th, 2009 at 5:02 pm, Ma Mcfartington Says:
Oh, did I forget to tell you that Lil Wayne called? He says he loves you & to call him soon. Also, he’s upst about Rob Zombie.
February 4th, 2009 at 6:21 pm, NG Says:
My family used to make a porridge called “Lumpy Dick” (I swear it’s real, see here: http://www.bigoven.com/107877-Lumpy-Dick-recipe.html). Made for hours of hilarious commentary.
- fellow 12 year old boy
February 4th, 2009 at 8:32 pm, Aprylsantics Says:
I think Lil Wayne got a bumpy johnson from foo foo. They must have confused you with goon squid salve, which is the only known remedy.
February 6th, 2009 at 10:42 am, Queen of Feisty Says:
Hmmm. Well Little Wayne had a boatload of money, so it would be cool to know him. Well if he shared… not sure but I agree with Aprylsantics’ comment. I am sure with all the fame Lil Wayne got a Bumpy Johnson from Foo Foo…
February 6th, 2009 at 2:25 pm, patois Says:
You should have heard what he said to Bumpy. It’s really too X-rated to print.