Really? I’m Not Seeing the Connection

In my never ending quest to win things from search engines I came across this:


As far as I can remember, Lil Wayne and I have never met and I’m fairly certain we are not related.

I’ve never even heard of Bumpy Johnson, but it sure makes me laugh.

Yes, I’m still a 12 year old boy.

But listen, if Lil Wayne was talking shit about me you guys would tell me, right?

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  2. I don’t see the connection either, but now I am giggling. What’s wrong with being a 12 year old boy, except the part where you smell kind of weird?

  3. Wayne hasn’t said a word but Bumpy and Foo Foo are talking crap.

  4. But think how much worse it would have been to have Big Wayne in your corner.

    So that’s an upside.

  5. Saddest part of this? I would have to google to find out who lil wayne is.

    But I’d totally tell you if he was talking smack. Just so you know. I mean, if I heard it.

  6. do you really wanna know what he’s been saying??? :)

  7. I totally see the connection.

  8. You could totally take him. He’s little.

  9. Would that be

    Little Rabbit Foo Foo

    I don’t want to see you

    Scooping up the field mice

    And bopping them on the head

    No? Oh well, I’ll still have that rhyme in my head for the rest of the day and now you can too.

  10. A Lil Wayne and a Bumpy Johnson would definitely be deal breakers for me. Wait, are we not talking about what I think we’re talking about?!

  11. Oh, did I forget to tell you that Lil Wayne called? He says he loves you & to call him soon. Also, he’s upst about Rob Zombie.

  12. My family used to make a porridge called “Lumpy Dick” (I swear it’s real, see here: Made for hours of hilarious commentary.

    – fellow 12 year old boy

  13. Aprylsantics says:

    I think Lil Wayne got a bumpy johnson from foo foo. They must have confused you with goon squid salve, which is the only known remedy.

  14. Hmmm. Well Little Wayne had a boatload of money, so it would be cool to know him. Well if he shared… not sure but I agree with Aprylsantics’ comment. I am sure with all the fame Lil Wayne got a Bumpy Johnson from Foo Foo…

  15. You should have heard what he said to Bumpy. It’s really too X-rated to print.

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