If your kid was singing “Hey ho let’s go, put me in the bath tub.”
And you were all like “No, no, honey. It’s shoot ’em in the back now.”
You would feel really stupid after you realized what you had done.
Just like I did.
Especially if you were at Trader Joe’s and all of the crunchy people near you in line heard you do it.
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Other titles considered for this post: Ramones Mania, Road to Ruin