Scissors Cut Paper. IN YOUR FACE, ADAM!

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  1. Hilary says:

    HAHAHAHAHA! Ian rocks the house.

  2. wyliekat says:

    Jeepers, if that’s what they were doing in the beginning, no WONDER Eve ate the bloomin’ apple.

  3. Gennyfer says:

    I prefer to think God would play Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock. :P

    You have a great thinker there.

  4. Momo Fali says:

    I’m pretty sure Ian is brilliant. Clearly, Adam had a chance to save us all from the original sin, but the dumbass picked paper. Everyone knows you use the rock against God.

  5. patois says:

    Boring? Rock-paper-scissors?!! The most exciting game ever.

  6. del says:

    That is the coolest art appreciation story ever, Ian rocks!

  7. Huh. And all this time I thought it was an artist’s interpretation of E.T. and Elliot. Ouch.

  8. DC Urban Dad says:

    But even if you use rock, God knows all so clearly we were fucked period.

    And yes Ian is a freakn’ genius.

  9. Alaina says:

    Great story! Ha! Ha!

    Thanks for visiting my blog…I’ll be back here! ;)

  10. Julie says:

    It’s so obvious now — I wonder why I never saw it before!